Are there any waifu threads around here?

[Adonan]

Been there; done that. I was banned for calling someone a little b---- because they were complaining about something or another (probably said the f-word in there somewhere too). I think it had something to do with a player being called a pedophile for playing a Lalafell. Their feelings were hurt and I called them out for being a thin skinned punk. I'm pretty sure it was a female that started the thread, which would certainly explain why everyone was being so bloody sympathetic and encouraging her weakness. Long story short, the reply was deleted and I was banned for a few days.

At any rate, back on topic. I can see why you might call Sadu your waifu, as I like her character for the same reason, but she isn't my waifu. Honestly, I could never understand what people see in Merlwyb. I mean she's not bad, but my character started in Uldah so I never got to know her better.

[Adonan]

I've searched Google and now feel like I'm the only person on this rock we call a planet that thinks Y'shtola waifu material. What is it about her that turns everyone off?

[Shurrikhan]

I've searched Google and now feel like I'm the only person on this rock we call a planet that thinks Y'shtola waifu material. What is it about her that turns everyone off?

Irretrievable loss of the pants in the relationship, probably.

Still my #1, though.

[SenorPatty]

I've searched Google and now feel like I'm the only person on this rock we call a planet that thinks Y'shtola waifu material. What is it about her that turns everyone off?

Y'shtola is basically the hardest heroine in a gal game. Most of your first picked choices that seem nice will be the wrong ones. She's the one who will also disapprove of most of your actions. In fact, while some of your actions will please most of the ladies simultaneously, she'll definitely be the one to get greatly displeased points. And even, if by some chance you get somewhere, you'll be tasked with the hardest thing to do, usually within an extremely small time window to get it. Oh sure, after all these trials and tribulations, you might get rewarded with the most... passionate of endings, complete with a kekkon scene, so to speak-cough- but you'll be left wondering if it was all worth it.


I mean, that's what I'm just uh, guessing here. It's not like I have experience playing gal games. Not one bit, nuh uh, not me.

[Adonan]

Y'shtola is basically the hardest heroine in a gal game. Most of your first picked choices that seem nice will be the wrong ones. She's the one who will also disapprove of most of your actions. In fact, while some of your actions will please most of the ladies simultaneously, she'll definitely be the one to get greatly displeased points. And even, if by some chance you get somewhere, you'll be tasked with the hardest thing to do, usually within an extremely small time window to get it. Oh sure, after all these trials and tribulations, you might get rewarded with the most... passionate of endings, complete with a kekkon scene, so to speak-cough- but you'll be left wondering if it was all worth it.


I mean, that's what I'm just uh, guessing here. It's not like I have experience playing gal games. Not one bit, nuh uh, not me.

Wow, I've never looked at it that way. I guess that says a lot about my taste in women. Thanks for sharing, mate.

[Delily]

I've searched Google and now feel like I'm the only person on this rock we call a planet that thinks Y'shtola waifu material. What is it about her that turns everyone off?

She's made it clear she's not interested in a relationship. She makes no efforts to flirt, and her character is all business.

On the flipside, she's come around to being one of our stronger allies/guardians, even among the scions. There have a been a few times where characters have started making plans that involve the WoL and she's said "hol' up s/he is right there, maybe s/he could weigh in on this ask that will may prove fatal?".

[Krotoan]

Ahem..

HILDA.

.. I'm done.

[Jennah]

The one true waifu is the WoL herself.

[Esmoire]

Looking at FFXIV in general and fan impressions, while more people play female characters, there are more noteworthy husbando than waifu. You have fans of characters like Y'shtola or less extent Merlwyb; I am big on Mom-E-Senna myself, though really the characters getting fanart, crushes, etc. are your Crystal Exarch, Emet-Selch, Haurchefant, Aymeric, etc. Even a mid-tier daddy like Thancred has more people frothing for him more than a lot of the major female characters.

As someone who is bisexual I'll take all of them.

[Tomoebi]

CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE HAVENT SAID KHLOE ALIAPOH, YOU GUYS HAVE NO TASTE SMH