Devs finally managed to piss me off.

[RemVye]

I just laugh so hard at these people whining... I'm assembling a Goobbue army to stalk people who hate this mount
Prepare for immersion domination!

[Alerith]

Prepare for immersion domination!

"Immersion Dispersion"

See also: 'Jump button"

[RemVye]

"Immersion Dispersion"

See also: 'Jump button"

Once jump comes out, I won't be caught walking anymore.. I'll be on my Pogo stick mount bunny hopping all the around Eorzy!

Hop All Around The World,
I'm a Little Bunny.... Rabbit
You Want My D!*K Come Grab It!


Goobbue, and Chocos, and Drakes! OH MY! Feed the ragers SE, feed them more!




Can we please get that Morbol mount?

[AngryNixon]

Once jump comes out, I won't be caught walking anymore.. I'll be on my Pogo stick mount bunny hopping all the around Eorzy!

Hop All Around The World,
I'm a Little Bunny.... Rabbit
You Want My D!*K Come Grab It!


Goobbue, and Chocos, and Drakes! OH MY! Feed the ragers SE, feed them more!




Can we please get that Morbol mount?

That's why we need a Gigantoad mount that moves forward by leaping forward. It is both a slap in the face to those who do not like novel mounts and to those who do not like jump.

In addition the following things should also be mounts:

Marmots
Ifrit
Roegadyns
Those reporters for the various city newspapers
Other PCs (specifically those who don't like mounts)

[Alerith]

Once jump comes out, I won't be caught walking anymore.. I'll be on my Pogo stick mount bunny hopping all the around Eorzy!

Hop All Around The World,
I'm a Little Bunny.... Rabbit
You Want My D!*K Come Grab It!


Goobbue, and Chocos, and Drakes! OH MY! Feed the ragers SE, feed them more!




Can we please get that Morbol mount?

Wait... Rem...Idea!

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Jumping....Goobbue mounts.