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    OMG we are finely getting a working toilet!

    So one of the winners of the 2019 Furnishing Contest designed a working bog complete with flushing sounds!

    I am way more excited then I should be about this, no more alpine chairs!

    I always found it odd that we could have sinks, showers, bath tubs but for some reason nobody in Eozea poops...
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    “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.”

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    It's just smooth down there. Keep fecal matter out of my Eorzea!
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    hole in the ground is a working toilet.
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    Players really should read the whole article, as down at the very bottom SE has a disclaimer stating that they are under no obligation to actually introduce any of the winning entries into the actual game:

    Quote Originally Posted by Final Fantasy XIV Lodestone
    * If an entry is deemed to be excellent, Square Enix may decide to implement it into the game in the future. Note that there is no guarantee that winning entries will be implemented into the game.
    * Entries that did not win may also be selected for implementation in the future.
    * If an entry is selected to be implemented into the game, the development team may make adjustments to the design, name, or features of the item.
    Because of that, plus also that they have maintained this trope in the game until now, I have to say I will be very surprised if that toilet was introduced.

    Quote Originally Posted by RyuSaarva View Post
    hole in the ground is a working toilet.
    ^This. The only reference to.... personal ablutions in the game is several FATEs (Downwind in Southern Thanalan, and Unbearable in the Fringes), both of which mention most Eorzeans just use privies which are basically just a bench over a hole in the ground. Most Eorzeans are not even connected to running water let alone sewage, so a flush toilet is just too advanced for the setting, to say nothing of the trope I mentioned earlier.
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    Last edited by Enkidoh; 11-10-2019 at 02:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyuSaarva View Post
    hole in the ground is a working toilet.
    ^ This is technically true in every sense including the pluming. Toilets are just more efficient.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enkidoh View Post
    Players really should read the whole article, as down at the very bottom SE has a disclaimer stating that they are under no obligation to actually introduce any of the winning entries into the actual game:



    Because of that, plus also that they have maintained this trope in the game until now, I have to say I will be very surprised if that toilet was introduced.



    ^This. The only reference to.... personal ablutions in the game is several FATEs (Downwind in Southern Thanalan, and Unbearable in the Fringes), both of which mention most Eorzeans just use privies which are basically just a bench over a hole in the ground. Most Eorzeans are not even connected to running water let alone sewage, so a flush toilet is just too advanced for the setting, to say nothing of the trope I mentioned earlier.
    We are not common Eorzeans living in a common Eorzean village.
    Our housing plots are not the typical peasant cottages.
    We should have a working toilet.
    The primal slayer and champion of Hydealyn deserves better than a hole in the ground.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enkidoh View Post
    Most Eorzeans are not even connected to running water let alone sewage, so a flush toilet is just too advanced for the setting, to say nothing of the trope I mentioned earlier.
    So having a working shower, sink and bathtub all of which use a waste water pipe and require plumbing to work are ok as well as high end tech like flying motorcars and bikes but a loo is far too advance to ever exist in game?

    Well alrighty then XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enkidoh View Post
    Most Eorzeans are not even connected to running water let alone sewage, so a flush toilet is just too advanced for the setting,
    An argument which would carry far more weight if they hadn't already introduced a modern-looking bathtub
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    While there is pluming in Eorzea, none of these furnishings are responsible for the removal of pee and poo. That's the caveat I believe.

    I had thought the addition of some kind of outdoor furnishing that is purely aesthetic and not functional could be used to solve the mystery of how the WoL goes to the bathroom.
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    If they give us an outhouse... will we also get an action command that can be used when someone is in it that causes it to get knocked over? >.>
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