SE: Hey guys, we're releasing this new hype expansion soon, we have all the data about pre-orders and associated characters but you know what? We don't want to use the money you paid us for server upgrades cause it's expensive, y'know, and we do not want to manage the number of characters on each world, 'cause it's just such a hassle. You will just need to wait in queues for 30-60 minutes and if you only get to try to play in peak hours... well, unlucky ;P We will of course not make any refunds or paid time extensions, because we just can't give stuff for free, it's market economy, y'know. We'll just write on the web-site that you'll have to wait for the service you have paid for and we will leave any complaints unanswered and just move them to a trash pile of general discussion, where it can rot forever, cause it's not a law suit that you can't just shrug off (:

Commenters above and below: YAY, GO SE, YOUR FAULT DUDE, READ RULES, ENDURE, ENTITLED, CAPS

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