The Many Deaths of Final Fantasy XIV

[Lilseph]

Oh, yes, I went through all these "calamities". I am glad to know that OP is here to update yet another one of those.

[Vasch]

God, this is so salty. I love it.

[Crushnight]

I'm so glad this is getting updated i'll need to get lots of chips(french fries for american people) popcorn and faggots (the food)

[Hysterior]

It really puts things into perspective. People have always been complaining and "unsubbing" based on announcements. Pretty hilarious.

[Gula]

If someone doesn’t bother to even look at the post, how would I be able to demonstrate what it is in the first place?

I don't know, having a wall of text probably longer than a medical text book deters quite a bit of people.

[Violyre]

I don't know, having a wall of text probably longer than a medical text book deters quite a bit of people.

That sounds like a “you” problem. If you have a better way to format this that doesn’t make people have to scroll through multiple replies from other people, please, do share.

You can also check the tags before going into the thread. One of them is “satire.” Even the thread title should be a clue, because the game is still going strong.

I feel as if I’ve done my part to inform people that they’re coming in for laughs, and not serious business.

[Dualgunner]

OP is back!

[Valkyrie_Lenneth]

I don't know, having a wall of text probably longer than a medical text book deters quite a bit of people.

Ah yes, reading is a great deterrent to the current generation. Maybe we can get this thread as an ASMR video or audiobook for the newer folks.

The OP has proper paragraphs and breaks for easy readability. Not reading and just judging is why we have so many issues these days, especially in regards to this game.


Someone complained the expansion will have limited zones cuz no weather or day/night cycle, ignoring completely that the devs stated the MSQ also returns those features to the world.

[Violyre]

OP is back!

Lol after the last few times I updated this, it seemed people weren’t as interested, so I had just kind of let it die. I actually just came to link it to a Facebook post (I have it bookmarked), and decided to see if anyone had come back to it.

Seems there is some interest though. I’ve kept tabs on the community, but there’s a few things that I don’t quite understand, like Pagos issues (Ignored all Pagos info because I hated Anemos anywsys lol). So I may need help on some of that.

[Violyre]

The OP has proper paragraphs and breaks for easy readability. Not reading and just judging is why we have so many issues these days, especially in regards to this game.

Thank you. I was starting to worry that my definition of “wall of text” was wrong. I alwsys defined it as “no breaks in a lengthy post.”

I admit that my format for each individual number could use paragraph breaks, but I try to keep them together based on my original format.