Then a giant lizard appeared, trying to destroy the bar.
After the mages were almost defeated, a mysterious mentor screamed:
“Go Go, colourmages!“
The four mages transformed into the Rainbowmage and blew up the giant lizard.
The end.
Then a giant lizard appeared, trying to destroy the bar.
After the mages were almost defeated, a mysterious mentor screamed:
“Go Go, colourmages!“
The four mages transformed into the Rainbowmage and blew up the giant lizard.
The end.
Oh. I thought you were going to say the blue mage wasn't able to get a drink or something.
Terrible story. Everybody knows you need 5 to transform.
4 mages walk into a bar and the dragoon dies of severe concussion
Multicolor mage unsync parties are gonna become a thing
Three Ilm Knights, One Thousand Malm Road
A White Mage, Black Mage, Red Mage and Blue Mage walk into a bar.
Suddenly, a zombie appears out of nowhere and starts attacking the patrons.
The white mage readies Curega, musing "Heal spells damage undead"
The black mage channels Flare, yelling "Let's incinerate it!"
The red mage starts dual casting both Cure and Fire, chuckling "Let's do both!"
The blue mage kicks away her bar stool, dashes towards the zombie, gets mauled badly and dies.
The other 3 mages take down the zombie and after rezzing the blue mage asks "What the heck were you doing?!"
The blue mage slowly gets up, dusts herself off, looks them in the eye and says:
"Learned Drain Touch!"
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