So umm...let's talk about being a Lalafell for a second

[Melichoir]

Max-height lalafell players are the Blanka players of FFXIV. You know what this means.

Don't talk to max-height lala players. Don't look at max-height lala players. Don't shake max-height lala players hands.

(I do slightly discriminate against plainsfolks though)

My lala was not only max height, but she was also a plainsfolk. Tall lalas are best ones, and Dunes folk just have dead soulless eyes!