The sex-appeal contest thread. (Part Two)

[Ceridwenae]

Whilst I'm happy you did post this thread, your choices are clearly wrong. Where is Aymeric? Where is ...? Oh, no. That's it. That's my vote.

[TheMightyMollusk]

I feel like including the WoL is cheating, unless you specifically mean the default Derplander. Otherwise everyone has their own version and it's too broad of a category.

[Super_Bee_Brian]

I wouldn't pick ether. I have to pick Greg to be my winner. I just love how many arms he has.

Who the heck is Greg?

[Bahati]

I'd take Derplander out of the three. I don't need a man to be jacked with muscle and huge nor an edgy queen with a golf bag full swords.

[Super_Bee_Brian]

I'd take Derplander out of the three. I don't need a man to be jacked with muscle and huge nor an edgy queen with a golf bag full swords.

I adore this answer...

[TheMightyMollusk]

Who the heck is Greg?

Gilgamesh. Hildebrand is bad with names.

[Anine]

Excuse me, but where's Aymeric?

But I guess my male au'ra is a close second, so I vote for the WoL I suppose.

[RyuDragnier]

I believe you forgot Haurchefant. :-)

[SenorPatty]

Me: Zenos seems to be the kind of foeyay guy to jump on the fray as you're surrounded by mooks and declare that only he gets to stab you passionately and no one else.

Friend: eww
Me: platonically you dingus
Friend: Oh, ok yeah I can see how--
Me: *licks lips* and sexu--
Friend:NOOOOOOOOO

[TheMightyMollusk]

Bed Sidurgu, wed Raubahn, behead Zenos.

What?