An alternative to parsing?

[KaivaC]

ff you ask me the problem isn't if are dps meters are useful tool the are the problem is people can't behave with them and they come with way to much bs drama and other baggage look at WoW its like dps meters the game at this point dps meter drama is yet other thing from WoW i don't miss

You have no idea how long I've been waiting to get into a thread with you. I have a super important question to ask you.

What is that signature? I have been so curious about it for months. Who is that?