Why do you lock up your houses?

[Sashazor]

If I ever walk in on something like this I’ll probably lock my house forever after that.

I think it's relatively rare, I never had it happen to me and I'm in the RP server.
That said, if I stumbled upon it, I'd make sure to ruin it for them by posting embarrassingly descriptive posts about my character violently sobbing, drinking wine, and dancing on top of the couple and she bitterly talks about her husband/impending divorce. Maybe even lure them to come outside and "see something", and when they do, lock the doors LOL