Quote Originally Posted by uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweugwemu View Post
If my retainer is more productive than I am, they deserve a raise. Please complain back when they bring you more mushrooms.
Ahaha yes, I love it when my retainer turns up after his all-day venture declaring "I think I'm getting the hang of this" and hands over a single small fish or a piece of fruit. (Or a laundry pole one time, which is a fine mental image....) He just seems so earnest about it.