Don't Worry Little Lalafell Boys, There's Still Hope!

[Galaktica]

I am horrified aroused by this on so many levels.

Fixed it for ya.

[Kacho_Nacho]

And no, the Lalafell doesn't wear the pants in this relationship, in fact, I wear the Lalafell.

I know this is a fantasy game and all; but man, I'm horrified at the damage you could accidently do to the little guy. Your size, your weight, your strength would be overwhelming to a lalafell. Your mate would be crushed, mangled, and spindled. Poor guy. Definitely not a case where you want to overthink some of the implications.

On the other hand, this is just a game and you are expressing the affection you have for the player, not the character model. In which case, your marriage is both cute and rather touching. (Yeah, I'm a softie when it comes to love.)

[MStowastiqVahlshdeh]

I think the cutness factor on their offspring would be seriously dangerous for people like me who flip out over anything cute. Just imagine an adorable pudgy Lalaqo'te or Miqofell with giant ears and eyes and a button nose..

Erryk I love that wedding pic speaking of adorable!

[Kacho_Nacho]

Now I know what you lalafell boys are thinking, that "oh, I'll never find love with someone of another race..."

I found the problem.

My dear, while we lalafell men may enjoy the beauty of the other races, and you really are quite lovely, especially you miqo'te women; we know we are lalafell and most of us seek life partners of our own race. With that said, we lalafell men have a high respect for Melphina and know that love can transcend all bounds.

We also trust that our life mates would not bake us into a potato pie. However, being roasted like a pig with an apple in our mouths is a widespread fear.

[Qojon]

Now I know what you lalafell boys are thinking, that "oh I'll never find love with someone of another race, none of them think of me as attractive, they look at me as a little kid, and besides I am lacking in certain areas compared to the men of other races," but there is hope! Not everyone of all the other races sees you as a little cute baby bun potato to be petted or punted like a football, don't give up! There is someone out there who will love you as an equal and see you as a life partner!

It's the current year, there's no need for racial slurs, jokes, or references to cannibalism. I'd appreciate it if you refrain from such behavior.

Also, I don't know what member of Hydaelyn's chosen people that you've been speaking to, but no decent Lalafell ever feels inadequate. Every Eorzean knows that we deserve respect.

[Antonio_Xul]

And no, the Lalafell doesn't wear the pants in this relationship, in fact, I wear the Lalafell.

You wear the Lalafell as a condom!

[ErryK]

Poor guy. Definitely not a case where you want to overthink some of the implications.

Oh don't worry. He's definitely not poor at all. He's an alchemist so he's made salves and potions to help ease the load in. :P

[Qojon]

Oh don't worry. He's definitely not poor at all. He's an alchemist so he's made salves and potions to help ease the load in. :P

[Kacho_Nacho]

Oh don't worry. He's definitely not poor at all. He's an alchemist so he's made salves and potions to help ease the load in. :P

HA!

/ten characters

[ErryK]

A Lala does what a Lala must (for pleasure). ;3