Monsters/enemies you wish were mounts.

[Heliantheae]

Cu Chullain.

[MaximilianEizenstern]

Diremites, Dust Bunnies, Chimeras. I like the idea of the Dust Bunny having an action to drop you and freak out. I've always liked the idea of Diremites being mounts. Chimeras are just really cool.

[Joven]

I want Raubahn to carry me piggy-back everywhere

[Kahnom]

Yabby in the Lochs.
Add Insect wings to it and we're good.

[Llus]

I want Raubahn to carry me piggy-back everywhere

Just Raubahn's arm, and only lalas can use it.

[Joven]

Just Raubahn's arm, and only lalas can use it.

I have a lala alt, does that count?

[Llus]

I have a lala alt, does that count?

Nope, and when you ride it you have to cackle madly while stroking your tiny moustache. That way everyone will see the true evil that lurks inside every lala. I could really get behind a lala mount though. 4 lalas crawling on hands and knees carrying you in a palanquin (like this, but carried by lalas instead of bombs http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/...quin_Mount.png)

[Joven]

Nope

Aw D:

What about a giant Opo-opo?

[Miles_Maelstrom]

Zenos yae Galvus

[Deus_ex_Machina]

ok... Why hasn't anyone requested Dark Helmet???