Tales from Duty Finder: Some make you laugh, some make you cry. Let's vent.

[MADJAM]

Ugh..
[...]
- Check his status, French player.
[...]
- Check the healer's status, French player.
[...]
- Check their status 2/3 french.
[...]
Just fucking end me fam.

I read this and it reminds me for that:

I don't need to explain

Please, don’t ask me how those 2 posts are related...

Please DON’T! Or I’ll think you are French as well.
Read: “Or I’ll think you don’t know how to read.”

What is it with french people and FFXIV’s gameplay?
Read: “If you can’t ready, that needs to be address as a bug… SE, if they can’t read, why do you let them subscribe?”

I won’t try to answer, it’s a mystery!
Read: “You don’t know “How-To” switch the game’s language to french. Seek And Destroy, you loafer. Seek to get the information and Destroy will applying the configuration.”

[Jijifli]

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I am feeling you sooooo much right now. It's worse when you try to explain it, because then it's a 50/50 shot on them either accepting the advice, or telling you off because you didn't pay their sub/job potion.

[BlastHardcheese]

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Right with you, BLM is such an infuriating job to watch other people play sometimes...

Small DF moment: Had the other tank in Trial Roulette immediately exclaim "I MT" on Titan. He pulled and auto ran off the edge by accident.

"uh... you MT xD"

I nearly forgot to pick him up I laughed so hard.

[Rasylia]

4 posts of... nothing?

I have no idea what you are writing about and what your goal is.

Roulette Rage

I feel you.
It's only Tam Tara normal / Tam Tara Hard / Keeper for me...

[AlphaFox]

Sastasha and Copperbell Mines, about all I can say for leveling. Past 4 days these have been the only dungeons I have gotten. While I am all for an easy dungeon I am so sick of trying to get back into the groove of a class (currently leveling NIN, hit 61 a bit ago) and getting stuck with a 1-2 combo with like 1 skill to use outside of it ><

[MADJAM]

I have no idea what you are writing about and what your goal is.

I'm sure you enjoyed the reading since it appears you read all 4.
"Goal" acheived!

[Rasylia]

I'm sure you enjoyed the reading since it appears you read all 4.
"Goal" acheived!

I enjoyed it as much as standing up at 5 AM on a sunday morning to babysit my neighbours 4 year old son while washing the dishes and listening to Justin Bieber on the Radio.

[Zhamkyong]

Well... This time i bring a funny story about a fail i made with RDM.

You see, this was in the release of Omega Savage. Our FC does not usually do savage, and neither do we because... well, we dont have a static of the sorts. Also, in my group there are some who are reluctant due to past experiences with people from the Salt Country. This time i managed to get 2 or 3 to come with me to try OS1 the very first day using the duty finder. Nearly 1h later we found a group, and a nice one at that. Everyone was a first timer and friendly, so that made the run, even if we did not clear, a lot more fun and relaxed.

We wiped several times while we were discovering the mechanics. One of those times i noticed i had both Black/White Mana at +80. The boss had just use an attack, so i knew i had a time window to make my combo and deal some serious damage to him, so i proceeded with the melee combo after using Embolden. Before deciding over Verflare/verholly, i used Displacement to reposition myself away from him.

I jumped off the arena by inches.

Before everyone -myself included- bursted of laugh i realized and said out loud: I just did a Dragóon with RDM.

[Heliantheae]

Me: I've done this a billion times. I've got this.
The Fates: Hold my beer.

Doesn't matter what it is, from Tam Tara to SephEX. The second I get cocky, I die in a dumb way. So I was solo tanking Sophia for birds. TBN all the things! First couple of runs I spent relearning the fight. After a few quick runs I got cocky. She did her tank swap mechanic and I popped TBN. She followed up with the giant head. I didn't move, I have TBN I don't have to. Except you know it was cool down. I didn't notice, I hit the button kept going. She blew me off. She Died immediately because the rest of the team did right and was blown back into her. And to add insult to injury, I rolled 71 on the bird and was the lowest.

[Kohdo]

Doing Main Scenario Roulette at all. There's only so many times you can do the same two dungeons before it gets tiresome.