Dear SE, we arent all no life neckbeard basement dwellers

[Maliki_Ozari]

I fully disagree with everything you have said.

[RaizeGraymalkin]

You aren't exactly gonna garner sympathy by referring to others the way you did.

[Ametrine]

*Lays blanket and lays down once again and awaits death from laughter because of title*
EDIT: I like how he mentions neckbeard but his character is kinda one? xDDDD

Jybril, please don't die from all these troll threads, you are too cute for that kind of end!

[Tsubaki75]

Edit: OP has PLD at 60. Has access to tank queues once leveled to 70. Refuses.
Priceless.

OP also doesn't have a single point of exp anywhere else, so he bought his way to 60. And he doesn't realize he's playing a tank since in his opening paragraph was "Dont say play a tank or healer either. That is not a solution and beyond stupid to say because then we'd all be tanks and healers". On top of that he want's to single play an mmo, what a waste of a hundred bucks.

Edit: I just wanted to point out the phrase "beyond stupid" in his statement for us to reflect on

[Enla]

Not to get all special snowflake offended, but I have a chronic illness and this game keeps me sane between treatments. Nice to know that little escape makes me a neckbeard, especially since I physically cannot grow a magnificent beard due to being a woman. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF MY BEARDLESS LIFE. -CRIES-

That said, you got into this game knowing what it is. If you want something you can solo go play Lotro or SWTOR.

[Nixxe]

Dont say play a tank or healer either. That is not a solution and beyond stupid to say because then we'd all be tanks and healers and no other jobs.

Or enough tanks and healers would exist and do content that queues would basically pop as fast as the appropriate number of people queued... There would be no tank/healer vs DPS queue, just one relatively short queue for any current content that results from properly balanced role supplies. The suggestion is hardly that literally everyone should be a tank or a healer.

Anyway, there's nothing "no life neckbeard basement dweller" about doing dungeons. It's pretty much the cornerstone of multiplayer content in virtually all MMOs. If that bothers you, perhaps this isn't the game for you.

[Nightroad]

Must be a troll .... no one can be so .......

[Tsubaki75]

since I physically cannot grow a magnificent beard due to being a woman. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME OF MY BEARDLESS LIFE. -CRIES-.

/pet /hug

[Ayerinn]

Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game

While I do not entirely agree with the OP - this "point" you make is soooo tiring. Multiplayer does not mean instanced content that requires more than one or two players - it just means there are many players online in the same game space interacting with each other...and if you want be all technical - I don't see everyone Roleplaying even though that is in the acronym, too. Massively Multiplayer Online Roleplaying Game. So hey, if you want to claim multiplayer means instanced dungeon content for 4+ people then I think everyone should have to Roleplay, too.

[BorisDaBlade]

I tank everything and my neck beard is GLORIOUS. Plus, my mom pays my sub and the basement has windows. You have no excuses.

Better stop having a life, or get a better mom, just sayin.

Or you can play ffxv new empire, I heard that it's super f2p and you can solo everything.