Coils of Bahamut... and its inconsistent challenge level.

[Silverquick]

They aren't if you know how to do mechanics.

/drop mic

Once again you guys are just totally out of touch with reality...

You seem to actually think some 50th level dungeon from yester year is some kind of uber raid material...

Not that its... well.... an empty dungeon with empty queues... that no one plays anymore because they're all way past it... or get handed better items, and gear in the MSQ the minute they hit Heavensward.

Wow... talk about out of touch with reality...

Yeah I totally want to go into this thing at level 60s to get uber gear to wear that UBER level 50 gear at level 60...

Wow... just wow... you guys really are that out of touch with reality.

[ThirdChild_ZKI]

[questionable logic]

So, as I understand it, you simply insist that the content and undersized party system are meant to work a certain way, PURELY based on your personal views and self-imposed restrictions. Right?

Well, it's wrong, and everyone's been pointing that out repeatedly. Your views of it and your approach to it are just that - yours. Unsync does NOT mean faceroll, especially if you don't know what you're doing. Insistence on running it synced to learn or otherwise just having it be no challenge whatsoever if unsynced is nothing more than your personal opinion, and SE, players, and the system itself will in no way facilitate that. Not now, or ever.

So no, you don't get what you want here. This was never about what you want and it never will be. Accept that, or don't. It will change nothing. If you want to learn something, if you want to clear something, you need to know what to do and how to do it, synced or not. Period.

Once again you guys are just totally out of touch with reality...

You seem to actually think some 50th level dungeon from yester year is some kind of uber raid material...

Not that its... well.... an empty dungeon with empty queues... that no one plays anymore because they're all way past it... or get handed better items, and gear in the MSQ the minute they hit Heavensward.

Wow... talk about out of touch with reality...

Yeah I totally want to go into this thing at level 60s to get uber gear to wear that UBER level 50 gear at level 60...

Wow... just wow... you guys really are that out of touch with reality.

Be quiet. There's enough bad logic without you adding nonsensical ramblings and poor sentence structure to this. You literally don't know what you're talking about even more than the other guy.

[HyoMinPark]

Once again you guys are just totally out of touch with reality...

You seem to actually think some 50th level dungeon from yester year is some kind of uber raid material...

Not that its... well.... an empty dungeon with empty queues... that no one plays anymore because they're all way past it... or get handed better items, and gear in the MSQ the minute they hit Heavensward.

Wow... talk about out of touch with reality...

Yeah I totally want to go into this thing at level 60s to get uber gear to wear that UBER level 50 gear at level 60...

Wow... just wow... you guys really are that out of touch with reality.

Hey look, he's back!

Your replies make so little sense, are you sure that you're not the one who's out of touch with reality here?

No one is calling Coil "uber raid material." Only you, hun. You're also the only person who still uses the word "uber" in this day and age.

Coil is a level 50 RAID, not dungeon.
It was also not designed to be queued for via Duty Finder, but to clear with a permanent static. Nowadays, people form parties using the Party Finder, but I understand that some people don't understand how PF works, so it's okay.

And, I mean, Red Mage and Samurai are going to start at level 50, so that level 50 Dreadwyrm gear may just come in handy come June 20th!

And someone please give him a copy of The Hodges Harbrace Handbook. He needs to learn how to properly use ellipses, and form proper, coherent paragraphs. :/

EDIT: And did he seriously just use "L33T" in his argument? .__.
I can't stop laughing long enough to even form a response to that one.

[Venoshock]

Once again you guys are just totally out of touch with reality...

You seem to actually think some 50th level dungeon from yester year is some kind of uber raid material...

Not that its... well.... an empty dungeon with empty queues... that no one plays anymore because they're all way past it... or get handed better items, and gear in the MSQ the minute they hit Heavensward.

Wow... talk about out of touch with reality...

Yeah I totally want to go into this thing at level 60s to get uber gear to wear that UBER level 50 gear at level 60...

Wow... just wow... you guys really are that out of touch with reality.

[Silverquick]

Be quiet. There's enough bad logic without you adding nonsensical ramblings and poor sentence structure to this. You literally don't know what you're talking about even more than the other guy.

Yeah totally... I totally believe you and stuff...

Errm not...

You are literally lost in your own world, and your own reality... this is not some uber raid material anymore... its an empty level 50 relic with empty queues...

Do you play this game for real anymore? Did you make it past level 50 yet?

Yeah its not the "uber" L33T level anymore... its yesterdays news... just like this dungeon is.

[Istaru]

Once again you guys are just totally out of touch with reality...

You seem to actually think some 50th level dungeon from yester year is some kind of uber raid material...

Where the hell did we say that?

I'm sorry if your little tooshie hurts because we can do things at level 50 that you can't manage to do at level 60. Get some preparation H and call it a day.

Not that its... well.... an empty dungeon with empty queues... that no one plays anymore because they're all way past it... or get handed better items, and gear in the MSQ the minute they hit Heavensward.

Are you blind or on an empty data center? I see at least a few parties every week in party finder.

You know, since you probably have the newbie bonus still, you could join one of those and ask them to put you on their back and carry you to victory.

Wow... talk about out of touch with reality...

Yeah I totally want to go into this thing at level 60s to get uber gear to wear that UBER level 50 gear at level 60...

Wow... just wow... you guys really are that out of touch with reality.

Nah.

You want something but don't want to put any effort into it. I get it.

The line starts over there, you can join all the other people like you that want a handout.

Content with no mechanics is a handout.

I do not care what senseless diatribe you want to go on about to justify your position.

[Vidu]

Once again you guys are just totally out of touch with reality...

You havent understood a word we said, have you?

We are well aware that this content is not "uber" (what sort of word is that even?) anymore, it has already been nerfed extremly and most encounters have little to no mechanics left when done unsyched. We simply would like to have those mechanics stay.

Unsyched Coil is on one level with any dungeon boss (unless you only bring very few people, but thats on you). Asking for further removal of mechanics will make Coil easier than any lowlevel dungeon. You dont have to be out of touch with reality to not be okay with that.

Queue were always empty, thats not news.
Gather your friends (or hope for random strangers in PF), go in unsyched, deal with those fragments of mechanics that are left and quit whining about having to pay attention for 3 minutes. If you can handle Sastasha NM, you can handle unsyched Coil. The reality is that many people manage to do so every day (I'm seeing Khloe-unsyched-coil-parties in PF every day), so maybe its on you to face the reality that this content isnt getting fed to you like mashed potatoes.

Yeah totally... I totally believe you and stuff...

Errm not...

You are literally lost in your own world, and your own reality... this is not some uber raid material anymore... its an empty level 50 relic with empty queues...

Do you play this game for real anymore? Did you make it past level 50 yet?

Yeah its not the "uber" L33T level anymore... its yesterdays news... just like this dungeon is.

Made it past level 50 on every class in the game - actually, made it to level 60 on every class in the game. Cleared some current raid-content.

If this content is so "yesterday" - why do you even care about it?

[Istaru]

Yeah totally... I totally believe you and stuff...

Errm not...

You are literally lost in your own world, and your own reality... this is not some uber raid material anymore... its an empty level 50 relic with empty queues...

Do you play this game for real anymore? Did you make it past level 50 yet?

Yeah its not the "uber" L33T level anymore... its yesterdays news... just like this dungeon is.

That's funny.

So are your cries of "It's too hard". You have a huge bonus to help you and it still isn't enough.

Next thing you're going to request is the piñata I mentioned in another post.

[Silverquick]

Hey look, he's back!

Your replies make so little sense, are you sure that you're not the one who's out of touch with reality here?

No one is calling Coil "uber raid material." Only you, hun. You're also the only person who still uses the word "uber" in this day and age.

Coil is a level 50 RAID, not dungeon.
It was also not designed to be queued for via Duty Finder, but to clear with a permanent static. Nowadays, people form parties using the Party Finder, but I understand that some people don't understand how PF works, so it's okay.

Naw sweetheart I think its you who is out of touch...

You actually believe this some level 50 "uber" raid... and is somehow important or some "big thing" in this day and age...

Psst... its not... its an empty dungeon with an empty queue that no one does anymore... and nothing in it is worth anyone's time. You can craft the gear if you really want it that bad... and you don't even have to wait in line for a queue that is never going to pop.

You really are out of touch with reality if you thing this thing is in any way significant anymore...

Back in "the day" it may have been... but its not... may have been worth a dollar back then... but today its only worth a quarter...

[HyoMinPark]

Naw sweetheart I think its you who is out of touch...

Says the guy who uses the words "uber" and "L33T" like they're modern-day slang.

You actually believe this some level 50 "uber" raid... and is somehow important or some "big thing" in this day and age...

Meh. Just see above.

Psst... its not... its an empty dungeon with an empty queue that no one does anymore... and nothing in it is worth anyone's time. You can craft the gear if you really want it that bad... and you don't even have to wait in line for a queue that is never going to pop.

Psst. It's a raid. And psst. If you want to craft the replica Allagan gear, you need the Aetherstones--which you get as drops from Coil!

You really are out of touch with reality if you thing this thing is in any way significant anymore...

Coming from the guy who had to come here and make a thread complaining because he couldn't clear T11 unsynced in ilvl 240+ gear.

Back in "the day" it may have been... but its not... may have been worth a dollar back then... but today its only worth a quarter...

Dollars and quarters are not valid currency in Eorzea.