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    Rosalynd's Avatar
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    Elrica Edoras
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    Gilgamesh
    Main Class
    Dark Knight Lv 100
    I cant see them giving a proper weapon, but i can totally see a chicken katana or baseball bat being announced soon. Each job needs a joke weapon IMO

    Red mage: chicken knife
    Samurai: baseball bat
    Paladin: dustpan and brush
    Warrior: mop
    Dark knight: street sign
    Monk: foam fists
    Dragoon: chimney sweeper
    Ninja: knife and fork
    Bard: slingshot
    Machinist: super soaker
    Black mage: A tall lamp
    Summoner: cake recipe book
    White mage: what are those things in hospitals? the stands that hold up bags of fluid? those, complete with fluid bag
    Scholar: Iunno, pervy magazine featuring fairies?
    Astrologian: Ego-metre. Glows brighter whenever an AST should feel proud of their accomplishments (never glows at all)

    Why are you healers so problematic when it comes to creating weapons?
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    Last edited by Rosalynd; 02-23-2017 at 02:59 PM.

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    Radacci's Avatar
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    Gridania
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    Character
    Austen Bloodspatter
    World
    Omega
    Main Class
    Lancer Lv 80
    Quote Originally Posted by Rosalynd View Post
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    eeewwww, no thnx, i hate joke weapons.
    it's already bad enough with yokai shit - we don't need more shit that shits all over what little immersion is left.
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    Archvile78's Avatar
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    Character
    Xander Vermillion
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    Gilgamesh
    Main Class
    Astrologian Lv 70
    Quote Originally Posted by Rosalynd View Post
    Astrologian: Ego-metre. Glows brighter whenever an AST should feel proud of their accomplishments (never glows at all)
    How about a terrestrial globe. :P
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    Wilan's Avatar
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    Limsa Lominsa
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    Character
    Wilan Serulia
    World
    Ragnarok
    Main Class
    Gladiator Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by Rosalynd View Post
    Monk: foam fists
    Monks already have glowing relic teapots. I'd say they easily fit in such a list.
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