Tales from Duty Finder: Some make you laugh, some make you cry. Let's vent.

[Mysterysword]

Cleared Dun Scaith today with about 7-8 minutes left on the clock. The best part was people were getting worried we wouldn't clear. So just before we pulled Diabolos Hollow for the final time, I chose to make a speech.

It was an epic speech too, copied straight from Pacific Rim. A bunch of people from different servers, all coming together to fight monsters from another world, who are trying to take over our world.

Canceling the apocalypse was a nice speech to make, even if I couldn't spell apocalypse properly to save my life. It felt so appropriate, and totally awesome when we did, in fact, clear it on that try.

[Texa]

I was healing Gubal NM earlier and I noticed dps was really slow even though I was switching to cleric as much as I could without letting the tank die. After watching the aggro table for a while I got a hint at what the problem might be

Afterwords I started laughing my butt off at the image in my head of the monsters being more intimidated by Eos than a fully decked out Dragoon. Them cowering in fear while she flexes her lil' fairy biceps.

[Skeltal-Bons]

My first and only run of Baelsar's wall was as a monk, I joined a party in progress, they had wiped twice, so after we went in and wiped again, I gave them tips on what to do. (DPS down the inferno nail-looking fuckers, I can't remember the name)
After that, we cleared it

[FabricioRF]

I was healing Gubal NM earlier and I noticed dps was really slow even though I was switching to cleric as much as I could without letting the tank die. After watching the aggro table for a while I got a hint at what the problem might be

Afterwords I started laughing my butt off at the image in my head of the monsters being more intimidated by Eos than a fully decked out Dragoon. Them cowering in fear while she flexes her lil' fairy biceps.

If you look closely, the BRD is pretty bad too.

[Texa]

If you look closely, the BRD is pretty bad too.

The Bard had just come back to game (he had the new icon for that) and was asking for advice on how to play so I could understand him being a little slow.

[Skeltal-Bons]

So then I did 50 roulette. Got Amdapor Keep Hard. The healer was an AST who spammed Yu-Gi-Oh quotes every time he used his cards.

"I summon Godbert Manderville in face-up defense mode and attack your life points directly"

[Zhamkyong]

Yesterday i was in Shom-Al Hard for the first time with my gf, i went with Summoner (main). Everything went fine, a few mobs without agro here and there but i did not made a discussion about it. Also we all were first timers. The problem was in the final boss, when the adds apeared. Each time, i was using bane and aoe attacks to burn them fast and then they ran to me each time. Tank was not managing agro, no matter if i was care about the DPS to let him pick it up, i was killed several times along with the Blm and Healer.

At the second wipe the tank, with bad attitude, told us to only attack a certain add each time. I proceed to explain to him that i was doing area damage to burn them faster. He not only called me noob, but also told me that Summoner didnt had anything about AoE besides Deadflare and Bane did not give Dreadwyrm stacks. He was certain because he had leveled Summoner to 55 in the PotD.

I was like... What?!

Is this a new trend now?

[Xlantaa]

Just now, few minutes ago, I jumped to the mentor roulette. It poped A5, with 4 newies. And one asshole. We killed fast the Faust (lol) without poblem and proceed to the boss. I didn't say anythign and go blind because some people likes go blind. We wipe and the ashole started compalin about the news. Someone said that there are some new people and is normal to wipe. He complaint again and repeat "Nobody cares". Then I proceed to explain some mechanics. As soon I finished explain, the guy called me asshole and arrogant for explain the mechanics. We pulled again and killed the boss while I guide them. I got the commendations, except of the asshole who left as soon the boos dies.

I love the DF sometimes, really. ¬.¬

[Average-Joe]

I keep getting roulettes with the derpiest DPS in the world. I have yet to find a group in which a BLM is in and does their proper rotation...

[Leadleaf]

Some tank freaked out because I wouldn't kill the padlock from inside a7 cell, wasted lb, repeatedly ran himself into cell-prey people when explicitly told not to, and held boss pointblank to the cat. He wore proto alexandrian gear.
Last night had some terrible people for roulette in general.