Went into my first run on Zurvan. Both tanks sat in their 'dps stances' (a WAR and DRK). DRK demanded WAR to MT "for obvious reasons" (no idea what he meant). He didn't swap out and remained silent. About a min later someone pulled and Zurvan was spinning in all directions cleaving the whole party for half their HP. Both tanks still refused to put their tank stances on.

On the second phase:
ME: "omg can someone please tank!"
DRK piped up saying: "WAR is a ****, I voked"
ME: "Grit son." (my lack of patience in the negatives at this point).
DRK: "I don't need grit you ****head!"
ME: "Well you obviously do since you can't hold agro."

<Zurvan continues to spin into the last phase>

DRK: <to WAR> "amazing play from someone who's cleared A12S /sarcasm"
I was just silently banging my head into my controller at this point, no point reasoning with either "tank". We finished the duty, we didn't wipe somehow, gave my com to the other healer and left.
Needless to say Zurvan spun right round....right round.....like a giant evil primal record ._.