Lalafells, more like LoliFAILS Amiright!? I'm just going to close the door on the way out...
Lalafells, more like LoliFAILS Amiright!? I'm just going to close the door on the way out...
Do they really need another lesson in humility?
Just...
Just downright savage!
Perhaps another lesson from Shantotto is in order.
Last edited by Qojon; 01-06-2017 at 04:54 PM.
As a proud member of the Roe species, I was particularly angered and outraged at the facts which the OP has brought to light. No, not at all because I sympathize with the current lala plight, but because too many of you scruffy miqos and pointy eared Elezens etc....have been grossly interefering with the symbiotic relationship between Roes and lalas to such a degree that its upsetting the natural order of things.
Since time immemorial, my ancestors the Galka have maintained a strict and well balanced relationship with the Tarutaru ancestors of the lala. They, unconditionally, give us full use of their tiny plump bodies for both nurishment and building material of sorts, and in return we give them...uh...candy? And this has worked well for both our species for centuries. For example, did you know:
Chubby rosey lala cheeks (the facial ones) smothered in lush creamy Rollenbery sauce is a staple Galkan culinary delicacy while the other set of chubby lala cheeks are used to make football skins that are strong yet soft and gentle to the toes of the kicker? Or that the National Vanadielian Punter's League itself, run by, you guessed it, Roes, makes it possible so that every lala alive may have a useful purpose in society at virtually anytime of day, such as when stress needs to be released?
So yes, having spent literally centuries cultivating and developing this delicate balance of understanding and kinship with our little friends...to see this utter lack of waste and misuse of them by the rest of you damn humes/Hyurs and Aura's w/e.....its intolerable. In short...we Roes say as politely as possible to the resta you...
keep your grubby hands offa our lala snacks.
Last edited by Vaeria; 01-06-2017 at 07:33 PM.
I saw one lalafell retainer locked in a cage outside a house.
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