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    Player Kaurie's Avatar
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    Kaurie Lorhart
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    Leviathan
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    Summoner Lv 80
    Quote Originally Posted by Culfinrandir View Post
    They are truly hideous. They're probably running out of ideas for bows by now though.
    At least you have a lot of good options. Books ... :'(
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    Chalbeaux Maxime
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    Ultros
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    Astrologian Lv 80
    Quote Originally Posted by Kaurie View Post
    At least you have a lot of good options. Books ... :'(
    ^^^ purple rectangle, green rectangle, blue rectangle, rectangle with feather glued to the back...
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    "Hello, I'm auditioning for the role of Ser Aymeric de Borel, and I'll be singing Electric Chapel by Lady Gaga"

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    Cinno Lerem
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    Lamia
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    Viper Lv 100
    Quote Originally Posted by Chalbee View Post
    purple rectangle, green rectangle, blue rectangle, rectangle with feather glued to the back...
    The choices are endless......
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    Aevis Sylph
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    Midgardsormr
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    Arcanist Lv 70
    Quote Originally Posted by Cinno View Post
    The choices are endless......
    SCH have it good, their Eso book has the optional nitrous oxide turbo package pre-installed for them.
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    Happiness is manditory.
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    Player Kosmos992k's Avatar
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    Kosmos Meishou
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    Behemoth
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    Paladin Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by Khanscott View Post
    SCH have it good, their Eso book has the optional nitrous oxide turbo package pre-installed for them.
    Doesn't the old Ironworks Scholar book have twin tablets (or PDAs) deploying when you open it? I like that one myself.
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    Last edited by Kosmos992k; 11-05-2016 at 04:11 AM.

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    Cherry Fortuna
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    Leviathan
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    Culinarian Lv 70
    Quote Originally Posted by Khanscott View Post
    SCH have it good, their Eso book has the optional nitrous oxide turbo package pre-installed for them.
    I find how the new relic upgrade is called "sharpened" makes scholar/summoner books seem even more hilarious. Those sharpened books are going to give enemies the WORST papercuts!
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    Player Kosmos992k's Avatar
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    Kosmos Meishou
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    Paladin Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by Cherie View Post
    I find how the new relic upgrade is called "sharpened" makes scholar/summoner books seem even more hilarious. Those sharpened books are going to give enemies the WORST papercuts!
    The sharper precision of the math and crispness of the characters in the books result in a 1.5% increase in killing efficiency. My calculations show that future upgrades will further sharpen our books until we are able to cause an AoE papercut of epic proportions.
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    Player Magic-Mal's Avatar
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    Malina Loma
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    Gilgamesh
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    Bard Lv 90
    Quote Originally Posted by Kosmos992k View Post
    The sharper precision of the math and crispness of the characters in the books result in a 1.5% increase in killing efficiency. My calculations show that future upgrades will further sharpen our books until we are able to cause an AoE papercut of epic proportions.
    I think sharpened is just referring to a sharpened reading difficulty curve!
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