Marriage Partner Hookup Megathread!

[Amirya]

Preferred Race: Any but Lala. Imagine how you get cervical spondylosis by searching for a Lala everywhere all day.

I swear, if I were available, I'd EB you just for the cervical spondylosis comment. Best thing I've seen in a long while.

[Dragon_Sanders]

cervical spondylosis comment

That bases on long stories between I and Lalas.
BLMs were born in Ul'dah (ruled by Lalas). My job npc were 5 Lalas, gave me quest every 5 LVs. These days the most frequent thing I asked myself was, "Am I too tall?""Am I a bit too tall?""Am I really too tall?"
One day I couldn't bear that so I rebuilt my character shorter. Yeah shorter.
Soon I reached LV50 MSQs. No need to say how the city betrayed me. In a word I entered Ishgard, met Haurchefant (not sitting at his table all day any more) and Aymeric, and...I found I was not tall at all !

Aother story was one day in a light dungeon. I found there were only 3 players. Where had the other gone?...Later I found nobody gone. The Lala player hid himself behind another.
I can infer if I stay with a Lala partner, how complex feelings there'll be everyday. For the same intention of hiding, I need a block, while a Lala just needs a body.

[Amirya]

I can infer if I stay with a Lala partner, how complex feelings there'll be everyday. For the same intention of hiding, I need a block, while a Lala just needs a body.

Isn't that the truth. I shall root for you to find your non-Lalafellin partner! (Perhaps, they shall be tall like you too!)

[Dragon_Sanders]

Isn't that the truth. I shall root for you to find your non-Lalafellin partner! (Perhaps, they shall be tall like you too!)

No hurry, let's wait and see how it goes. Maybe at last I find a Lala and ask," Would you change your race for me?" She shouts,"No way!" Then I buy a fantasia myself and change into a Lala lol