We need Dwarves with might.. MIGHTY beards as the next race

[Kacho_Nacho]

Neither are Lalas those are just small footballs meant for punting by a weary adventure so that he doesn't lose hope. Because nothing is more glorious the seeing a lala flying through the air after a mighty kick

You’ll only do that ONCE.

I thought the lalafells were the dwarves?

Nah. We’re the hobbits.

They are the gnomes. The punt-for-fun race, not the swing-an-axe-and-wash-your-beard-in-blood race.

Absolutely not! We’re either the pay-someone-else-to-swing-an-ax race or the heal-the-guy-swinging-the-ax race. Neither of us wash our beards or hair in blood. Although, I’ve had to wash my own hair of blood a lot of times. You see, blood sprays out and down and we tend to be below the wound. See where this is going?

I don't want another ugly race. It's been proven in many MMOs that ugly races are not popular. They shouldn't waste their time making dwarfs.

Lalafells are bad enough.

Huh what??? Falafell are cute!