Au Ra Problems (First World Problems)

[Frederick22]

I always wondered how AuRa relationships work out..some of their horns look like they'd get in the way of kissing. It doesn't look like a pleasant situation.

I think they can figure out... what im more curious about is... emm "cof cof" orther things.
Just poor female auras..

[Powe]

I drill holes into my bed, put my horns down there, and sleep like a baby

[Zigabar]

Did I mention I love to see Lalas suffer? I would sleep better knowing a screaming Lala is stuck on my horns while I suck away on my thumb

:< ... I think I opened the wrong thread... I'll see my way out.

[Rakiria]

I think they can figure out... what im more curious about is... emm "cof cof" orther things.
Just poor female auras..

Oh no don't even start it I've already read a ridiculous(ly funny) smut this week

[Cherie]

What really makes my horns ache is all them kiddo au ra's that forget where they came from! They've been living in Eorzea too long. Ever since witnessing the atrocities of the dragon war in coerthas they seem to dream they are the children of dragons. They forget the teaching of the Dawn Father and the Dusk Mother and should be ashamed of forgetting their roots! I'm sure the Dusk Mother would be happy to scold them so fierce that they'd have to wander forever... Knowing the Raen however, they'd likely go cry to their Dawn Daddy to just be forgiven so they wouldn't have to be banished and not accept the punishment they deserve for such a slight to our parents... >.>

[myahele]

I'd imagine they sleeping style depends alot on the type of horn they have. Forward-facing horns can sleep on their backs or sides with not much issues ... back-wards and side horns might need more specialized for them

Sosomething like these:

[Lethallin]

I have a horn hole in my bed.

...it's just a hole for my horn.

No, just the one on the side of my head.

[Heliantheae]

Female Au Ra's tilt their head far, far too much.

The weight of their horns pulling them down.

[Powe]

What really makes my horns ache is all them kiddo au ra's that forget where they came from! They've been living in Eorzea too long. Ever since witnessing the atrocities of the dragon war in coerthas they seem to dream they are the children of dragons. They forget the teaching of the Dawn Father and the Dusk Mother and should be ashamed of forgetting their roots! I'm sure the Dusk Mother would be happy to scold them so fierce that they'd have to wander forever... Knowing the Raen however, they'd likely go cry to their Dawn Daddy to just be forgiven so they wouldn't have to be banished and not accept the punishment they deserve for such a slight to our parents... >.>

-_- dusk mother sucks, Praise the Dawn father!!!!!!

[Ebonwings]

Naw, Dusk mother is like " Oh you failed your DPS rotation?, go back to SSS and practice it till no tomorrow" after we got and earful of course. Second fail, exile. That's the reason why I'm on my wanderer path since I messed up my NIN mudra a lot. xD