But... but... some of the bows already look like toys... And it just doesn't really play on it like the rest...I would so love to have an equivalent to the 'joke' weapons from FFVII here! As a suggestion:
GLA/PLD - Nail Bat and Pot Lid
PGL/MNK - Spring Gloves
LNC/DRG - Mop
MRD/WAR - Shovel
ARC/BRD - Toy Bow
ROG/NIN - Fork and Spoon
CNJ/WHM - Umbrella
THM/BLM - Flaming Torch
ACN/SMN/SCH - Fold-out Picture Book
MCH - Water Pistol (or else joke gun with 'bang!' flag)
DRK - Boat Oar
AST- Snow Globe
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(super serious)I don't know what to put here so I've put this here as a placeholder until I figure it out.(super serious)
Recruitment code if you are starting out: FTB8JBQ5



Whatever class gets an umbrella gets an insta new main/fantasia from me >> << >>
I would love a crystal ball for Ast.
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/376009-Fabulous-Flying-Unicorn%21



NINs should get the bunny as a joke weapon. We hold it by the hat and thwak people with it.
WAR should get a Squeaky Hammer.
DRK should get one of those body pillows with Hildebrand in a dress on it.

In Norse mythology, the sword Gram was used by Sigurd to slay the dragon Fafnir, another name for Gram was Nothung. All of the new relics are based on mythological Heroes/weaponry.



I think a shovel would be a better fit. Like this guy that is clearly doing Spineshatter Dive.
* The sad thing is that FFXIV turned RDM into a turret, and people think that's what it's supposed to be. It's supposed to combine sword and magic into something more, not spend the bulk of gameplay spamming spells and jump into melee for only 3 GCDs before scurrying back to the back line like good little casters.
* Design ideas:
Red Mage - COMPLETE (https://tinyurl.com/y6tsbnjh), Chemist - Second Pass (https://tinyurl.com/ssuog88), Thief - First Pass (https://tinyurl.com/vdjpkoa), Rune Fencer - First Pass (https://tinyurl.com/y3fomdp2)




Mch's mog gun is almost a joke weapon, its a cartoon ray gun:
On top of this the weapons that I can think of are:
PLD - umbrella and (?)
DRK - parasol
WAR -
MCH - foam finger
BRD -
DRG - signpost
MNK -
NIN - spoons
BLM -
SMN - girl next door
SCH - boy next door
WHM -
AST - blitzball
Last edited by Lambdafish; 03-01-2016 at 09:07 PM.




I would never not use WAR for tanking if I could use a shovel. Would go along well with the Shovel Knight cosplay I intend to do at some point.
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