Let's say you were suddenly in Eorzea...

[Dtwo]

outlined of my live in eorzea

1. join the empire
2. reach the rank of admiral in the shortest time
3. convince the empire council to lead 100k of fleet command to finish there campaign to the south
4. invade gridania to ul'dah and limsa lominsa and last to the north.(would be nice if they surrender to my term, no casualty)
5. if I don't die in the battle i'll go back to the empire homestead and *retire in the 22nd floor in aincred small cottage by the lake.

[raymon]

i would go to my private cottage and do the following.
1. feel up new body (90% of people here say they will do it and the remaining 10% who say they won't are lairs) and test new appendages (ears and tail).
1.5. freak out because i now realized i am married to another man.(not that there is anything wrong with that.
2. try on all the outfits. i have 3 retainers and a armory full of outfits i would like to try on. (as well as some of the more revealing ones)
3 after i get use to being my character i would leave the house and discover the many questions i have. such as, is glamour a thing.
if it is then how do people react to all the adventures in bikinis, does gear actually play a role in stats.
4. do people around Eorzean react to people in there underwear.
5. how sturdy am i?
6. do a bit of exploring to see if how the world looks like.

[Atoli]

or at least bring them to Eorzea.

I thought about it before, but...Eorzea is kind of a shitty place to be in, even as a strong adult. Sure, they have a strong adventurer mommy, but still. I don't know if I would want to risk it.

And then be sad when I realize I have no bathroom, no shower and that my char lives in a box under some bridge because homeless WoLs

You can always go to the inn room
Only beginner adventurers are hobos
And in the Gridanian Inn room, you can even wash yourself! IF you can touch the water..xD

On that matter...I'd totally freak out when I run against an invisible wall for the first time..°-°

[dinnertime]

Pffft, heh. I know exactly what I'll do first.

Just kidding!..or am I?

[Selli]

[EDIT] Gonna revise this a little bit 'cause I lost the effect I was going for.

I'd start off by going to Gridania and burning down the Adders GC location. Then I'd move onto the next one. Removing GC restrictions is an inside job.

...

I'd probably get patched out really quick.

[ChazNatlo]

1. feel up new body (90% of people here say they will do it and the remaining 10% who say they won't are lairs) and test new appendages (ears and tail).

Well, less that I wouldn't do it, so much as I wouldn't do it just because. For the first little while I'd probably avoid it just to spite the idea. Cause I get a lot of mileage off of spite.

[Miya_Carbuncle]

I'd be thrilled to have cute fuzzy ears and a tail (don't judge me ha), a cute model face and a perfect size two body for starters.

The first thing I'd probably do after checking myself out in my favorite cute glamour in the mirror (I know, I'm shallow) and petting/playing with my ears & tail would be to explore the great outdoors riding my chocobo Twiggy (holy crud that'd be the best) as well as play with my favorite little minions like the ugly duckling. Oh and socialize with fellow trapped players of course. :3

Yeah, I'm boring I know.

[ruskie]

With scary male roegadyns all over the place.

Male roes are just lovely huggable critters!

Kill all cat people I come across.

The feeling is mutual - would have tons of lala bbq!

But prob just be chilling, might be a bit of a shock but nothing that a bit of meditation wouldn't solve.

[l---------------l]

First I'd be puzzled for a few seconds, then I'd be like... "Wait, does it mean I don't fucking need to work anymore?!" Then I'd be like "Fuck yeah! I'm immortal babies! Let's fight primals or whatsover. "

[Kaiser-Ace]

Even though me being 6' 2" IRL would mean a significant night loss as midlanders don't get that tall, the fact that I wouldn't have back pain anymore would be absolutely worth it.

Not to mention, my FC room has a hot tub. So I'll never be tense again.

Not to mention being able to actually play with my Chocobo, Speedy, would be a dream come true.

Also, no more silent protagonist. If I think it's a stupid idea I'm gonna say it. "I need your Weapon before you see the sultana WoL." You smoking something is you think I'm handing this relic weapon, that cost me 3 million Gil to make no less, to some servent girl.