Why is it especially the female lalas who want to instantly hide in an inn room to play around with their new private parts?! I find that pretty disturbing ;_;

I'd cast magic first °-° Who wouldn't do that?! It's pretty much the only thing that is completely impossible in RL.
Then I'd finally find out how earrings are hooked to my horns, get used to the different(?) way of hearing and my new petite build, and then proceed to become the new pop idol of Eorzea xD
(yes, I read 1/2 Prince lately, go figure)

No way would I go into dungeons or trials or any form of fighting for that matter! :x
Getting hit and possibly dying is only fun as long as it doesn't ACTUALLY hurt..xD

Oh, and I'd eat ALL THE THINGS. So many amazing recipes, and I could eat ALL IN ONE DAY if I wanted to, without ever feeling full or gaining any weight <3
Actually, I think that could be worth giving the internet up for..x)
Just going on a culinary journey all over Hydaelyn for the rest of my life, taking in the sights on my trusty chocobo, writing a journal and trying any and all recipes to be found in this world.
..not too bad