I want a Chariot.. Pulled by a pair of Goats!!
I shall name them.. Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr.
Then I want a crafting synth that takes an Assault Salet, a Pair of Ogre Horns, and some Sheep Skin to make .. A Viking Helmet.
And I'll Ride around Eorzea on my Goat Chariot, with my Viking Helmet, listening to Led Zeppelin's 'Immigrant Song'