KABOOM! Baseless Head-Canons [SPOILERS]

[Confidence_Trick]

Baseless conjecture, you say:

1. Y'shtola loves karaoke (or whatever Eorzea's equivalent is) but she has a terrible singing voice
2. Raubahn wears a girdle
3. Lahabrea's real name is Corky

[Kallera]

The xiv version of the "world of ruin" will be the land below the sea of clouds.

[Iagainsti]

This one guy named Steven had so many random materials clogging up his and his retainers' inventories, he decided to randomly bury them all over the zones, then the facetious pr**k drew maps marking the spots on all the leftover skins he had and randomly hid them under rocks, in trees, and under bushes.

[Kaiser-Ace]

This one guy named Steven had so many random materials clogging up his and his retainers' inventories, he decided to randomly bury them all over the zones, then the facetious pr**k drew maps marking the spots on all the leftover skins he had and randomly hid them under rocks, in trees, and under bushes.

Then coated them in monster pheromones to add insult to injury when someone actually bought one of his maps.

[Kallera]

Then coated them in monster pheromones to add insult to injury when someone actually bought one of his maps.

Musk powerful enough to attract beings THAT CANNOT SMELL!

[Fenral]

I have a feeling that the "Ardor"/ rejoining pretty caused mass "death" in that everyone gets absorbed into Zodiark and become part of it's being.

Except mass death isn't the objective of the Ascians. If it was, why send the Warrior of Darkness to stop Ravana? The surest way to cause a mass extinction event is to let a primal absorb the Triad, but that seems to be, Lahabrea aside, not their primary objective.

I have a feeling that the mass death is merely a byproduct of the true goal behind the Ardors, not their primary function.

[saber_alter]

Minfillia has a habit of yelling and screaming just to make sure she's not alone.
Thancred didn't lose his eye. he just wears the scarf in that fashion because he thinks it looks cool.
Estinien is currently pretty okay with being a dragon. he just doesn't like the fact that that particular dragon is Nidhogg.
Tiamat's bonds failed ages ago, she just doesn't really feel that interested in breaking them.
Nothing is stopping midgarsormer from regenerating to his original gargantuan form. he just finds it amusing to be small, and got bored with his old form.

the world is secretly run by a bunch of small sentient marsupials that all wea-wait sorry wrong game.

[Cilia]

Ser Charibert lost his parents to the pox. This is why he has an obsession with sickness and purging it.

[Confidence_Trick]

Miqo'te and Au Ra children go through a tail pulling stage as toddlers and very often a tail biting one when their teeth start to come through. So in addition to the usual challenges of motherhood miqo'te and Au Ra mums have to worry about chunks being taken out of them by their offspring (those poor Keepers of the Moon).

[Kaiser-Ace]

Miqo'te and Au Ra children go through a tail pulling stage as toddlers and very often a tail biting one when their teeth start to come through. So in addition to the usual challenges of motherhood miqo'te and Au Ra mums have to worry about chunks being taken out of them by their offspring (those poor Keepers of the Moon).

I think Au Ra women have a few additional problems when it comes to male offspring too.

Mainly that male children actually are smaller than female until puberty and get a 3 and a half fulm growth spurt and have to relearn how to do things with out wreking the house.