You know you play too much FFXIV when ...

[Etienn]

-When you accidently call a sibling espicially if she is a girl, by the name of someone in game. Then everyone looks at you like you are weird. Then people start asking questions and begin to get nosy =/

[lynex]

When your shirt has a hole in it and look around for the repair shop.
When you stare at your food and wonder at the ingredients that go into and whether you can craft it.
When you buy a hat and look for the holes for the ears.
When you see something sparkle in the ground and wonder if there is a gem in there.

[Overkill9000]

when you hear someone's age and think it is their level

[Konachibi]

-When you start to believe that cooking fish will turn it into sand

[Vanguard319]

New one for you:

Your Car/Motorcycle battery dies, and you find yourself cursing because Chocobos aren't available to rent yet.

[Rinoa]

That's ok, I have an airship docked at my front door all the time.

-when you have delusions of being an airship captain.

[weeble]

when ying and yang become tanaka and yoshi.

when u legally change your name to a ffxiv character then realize it's a bad idea after telling everyone to call you dodo.

when you get a tattoo of uldah castle on your butt ...and u know where the entrance is at

[Rinoa]

weeble, Are you feeling alright?

[weeble]

weeble, Are you feeling alright?

lmao, sorry couldn't resist.

[Rinoa]

Now that i think about it, I was just having delusions of being an airship captain....Maybe I'm the one that should lay down.