Lol
I've read OP's announcement on Party Finder as well and I laughed a lot.
I'd be curious to check their place since their "group" is inspired from a very famous "club" in FF7.

A few months ago, there was a guy seeking sexy lala or mi'qotes for "sexy chat" with emotes. He wanted the players to be irl-female as well. He even /tell any cute character he could find .. there's definetely a business out there!