New player? Veteran player? Just returning? Wake up hungover and wonder why your tomes are maxed but your money is gone? Us too! If you want a tight family that loves to run everything together, has conversations on topics like "would John Cena or Chuck Norris win?" and crafting is not an art but a way of life, you are in the right place.

We are seeking active players who do not fear the concept of sexy day. Yup, one day every month we glamour our gear into the skimpiest outfits we can muster, hop on Skype, drink heavily and raid until we drop.

AWESOME RIGHT?

I KNOW.

We also have a gorgeous house in Uldah that is triple triad friendly (because we have a problem) and a Facebook page where we decide guild names, talk about sexy day, and lament our deaths in alex savage.

So give us a shot. I guarantee you will learn to play FFXIV with a smile again, and you will wonder why you never joined sooner.

Message me here or find me in game!