Dev Request: Sell the Lightning event items on Mogstation!

[Magis]

I function just fine thank you. Cursing has its place, I do it all the time. But using it in a sentence where you're trying to claim people are acting childish is self-defeating.
You don't want them to have the limited time item, and when people ask for a way to obtain the item you shoot it down and claim they're whining rather than making a request. Clearly, you don't want them to be able to obtain the item at all.
Clearly, parody is not your strong suit. Claiming that wanting the limited items is childish, and then defending their limited access through demeaning chatter is also childish.

After a year of people creating new threads when there were countless multi-page ones before it; it's gone from requesting to just whining. Heck, this was created when a "give us Lightning" thread was already on the front page. Also nice strawman you got there, want some matches to help burn it down? No where did I say I didn't want him to get the item. I could care less if SE brings back Lighting again. Maybe, just maybe it's because I am sick of people who whine to the devs to change the game to suit themselves; be it to nerf content or get some item that is out of their reach (be it too hard, or in this case limited). People can't accept that something may not be obtainable and have to have a tantrum when they can't get their cand--- err item. If the devs wanted to release it again, they would have and maybe they will in the future, but spamming the forums with post after post isn't going to do anything.