Joke weapons are fun too '3'

I demand marshmallows on a stick as a new spear, they also enflame and melt off whenever the DRG uses dragonfire dive

A pop-up book for ACN (ft. whatever summon the ACN is summoning at the time of cast, if its just an ordinary spell, it will show Carbuncle by default)

Sword and board? Turkey Leg and combat ready dinner plate. The plate cracks whenever shield bash is used.

And of course, BLMs now cast with a magically aligned pool noodle, which wiggles and lets out squirts of water with each cast.

Okay, I'm done being dumb now.