Here's an idea, and you can apply this to a TONNNN of things from cash shop items all the way up to same sex marriage, or as they're called here, Eternal Bonds:

If ya don't like it, don't participate in it. Mindblowing, isn't it?

But this isn't about that. No, not at all. This is about your need for attention. Well, you accomplished that, just probably not how you wanted. Now run along, I'm sure there's a Hot Pocket with your name on it somewhere.