Post Your Healing Horror Stories.

[Luvbunny]

A Dragoon decided that he should be the tank on The Vault boss when our tank said, BRB quick - he was complaining when there was no healing given to him. I politely leave the group, ain't nobody got time for that. Also those tanks that LOOOOOOOOOVE to pull the entire kitten caboodle of mobs in Nevereap and die of a bee sting in one instant kill hit. Tanks use your brains please!

[VisRalis]

Once we get to the next trash pull, the tank says, "big pull", and I say, "um no thank you" (Yes, I was pretty salty at this point). Tank proceeds to pull the whole room

Sometimes I wonder if tanks react like this when Healers says no to big pulls.

[OlyverW]

I haven’t had one of these in awhile but I just had copperbell mines NM as my AST that was full of horrors it starts off I cast protect than a few seconds later the THM casts protect -.- THM proceeds to pull the first mob and dies (ok I will take a lil blame for that I was looking at the tanks hp bar). As we progress the tank only use shield lob… repeatedly I told them that after a shield lob to use flash to build good hate and that they should flash every now and then… tank proceeds to continue to shield lob spam over and over and hardly ever touched flash (they used it maybe 3 times in the last area before the boss). The THM throughout the the whole dungeon only used blizzard and blizzard 2 and hardly ever used fire (as a BLM main this made me cringe…) and they also would cast phsyick all the time… which was not needed at all. The tank could not hold hate for anything I ended up having to kite a ton and keep the ROG alive (the only one that seemed to know what to do. The second boss was a mess the tank kept killing the blasting cap we told them repeatedly to let the cap explode over the slime but they just wouldn’t listen after being told multiple times… The final boss the THM decides to attack all the adds leaving the boss to just the tank and ROG so I had to dps a lot the LB bar fills to 2 the boss is about 13% I say lb no one does and it gets messy as I end up having to kite all the adds. We finish and the THM says good job everyone I was like really? (didn’t say that but thought it)

[Lunaxia]

The one that annoyed me the most was the undergeared Titan tank who died whenever Titan sneezed in his general direction and then said "omg how can a healer be this bad."

AV is full of horror stories. I once ran with two DPS who thought Bad Breath was something to take a shower in and died about five times between them in the boss fight, and then kept going "raise pls" two seconds later when I was still trying to keep the other two alive (we made it through on the back of an amazing tank.) Then there was the tank who liked morbol fruit so much he ate every single piece of it in the room when he got a stack and the rest of us ending up dying. In the same run, we wiped about five times on Coincounter because none of them would avoid his swing attack. I ended up leaving in the end.

Or the tank who somehow made it to Stone Vigil without realising he was a tank, and at every single room he stopped and waited for one of us to do something instead of pulling. That's your job, kiddo.

[Elamys]

Repeated dungeons where I'm doing everything I can to NOT get enmity (shroud, repose, running around the tank, not doing anything even) and I'm still getting attacked, until I eventually died.

Then someone complains that I wasn't there to heal them.

[Ghishlain]

Less of a healing horror story and more of a "Uhhh, please pay attention?" kinda story.

So, I like to do trial DR when it's healer in demand now a days just for a the small EXP boost I get on AST and I do want to learn the nuances of AST in 8-mans as I level. As of late I've been getting "The Chrysalis" a lot on my rotation. Not that I mind so much, I do enjoy the fight.

So, enter the fight and waiting for five people to get through the cut scene. Okay, yeah, probably best to drop a couple of pointers now just to make sure people know what to expect. I make a quick list of what to expect - eat orbs in rotating colours, don't get sucked into the centre while you have the DoT, pop all your CDs as the DoT is about to expire, LB3 the add in the white zone. Generally this is good enough to get by.

So I usually anticipate at least one death per orb phase because people don't quite know the explosive radius and tend to get others killed when they get orbs. In the first orb phase, Nab gets 3 stacks but nothing healers can't heal through. Second phase there's only two stacks and one person dies. Okay, no problem at all.

Then we get into the white zone. And I'll just let the image below explain what our three melee DPS WEREN'T doing.



Needless to say, none of the DPS were actually LBing the tear. Big meteor nearly descends when the NIN in the group finally gets the hint and LB3s the Tear. Literally get sucked back into reality just a few milliseconds away from becoming a splatter on the ground.

So, yeah, disaster adverted. Still, sometimes it makes me wonder.

[Seryl199]

Had a War in Neverreap recently that felt pretty squishy while trying to heal multiple packs. Upon examination, I found the tank kitted with 4/5 slaying accessories and no pants. I can see running slaying if they were actually good enough (which they weren't), but no pants? Tired of DF drama and tired of carrying tanks that think they're DPS and can run around in their smallclothes, I saw myself out in a hurry.

[Byonka]

I'm doing everything I can to NOT get enmity...

I've noticed this big time... Especially with warriors!?
My partner is leveling Pally while we do our hunts. I'm asszing, holying, and using all my regen spells - and he is having NO troubles with emnity. Even on the lvl 58-60 mobs! (He's currently lvl50: i130 gear)

[goob]

Do horror stories from other games count? I used to pvp regularly and would often be in 24-person raids, sometimes as the only healer. There was a guildie who would often scream (literally) for heals and scream some more and curse when he didn't get them, even when told the healers were dead. I guess we didn't run back to the group fast enough after dying for the umpteenth time. It got so bad I had to mute him in voice chat, and eventually I just left the guild. The guild leader kept him in the group because he thought he was a good DPSer.

Actually I might have already posted this... lol I have a horrible memory.

[Ganglyzilla]

That's exactly how I felt hahaha!

This isn't too much of a horror story; it was just a run that really annoyed me. Queue up for expert roulette and get Fractal. Buff us up and we go onwards.

The tank pulls the first two groups, and the mobs seem to take foreveeeeeer to die even with me helping dps. We didn't have the greatest aoe party either; we had a ninja and a summoner for our dps (is this gonna be Aurum Vale again?! Jkjk), and they both had around 9k hp which I think is decently/lower geared (I didn't check their gear, could be very wrong myself). We down the trash very slowly and make it to the first boss.

First boss is fine. Summoner gets hit by some avoidable aoes occasionally, but nothing I couldn't heal through.

Again, the tank pulls fairly large groups as we're making our way to the second boss.

We get there and the ninja says they are going afk for a little bit. The tank says, "3 man?" and I reply, "can try". I honestly had no problem with waiting for the ninja, but the tank seemed somewhat in a hurry, so we proceeded without the ninja. Boss goes down a lot slower than normal because I still have to heal, dps, and interact with the things around the arena. Down the boss and the summoner says, "would've been faster with 3 dps" (I'm guessing he was including me? Or maybe the tank?) Anyways, it's important to note that the ninja hadn't even come back after we finished the boss.

Maybe 30 seconds into the next pull the ninja comes back, and once again, everything dies pretty slowly. Get everything down and we're at the final boss.

Normally I only dps when the adds come up during this boss, but I decided to dps the boss as well as the adds this time. Things are fine until more adds start coming up. I am killing 2 of the 4 adds by myself every time, and the ninja keeps getting hit by aoes and gets paralyzed more often than I'd like. At one point the ninja was targeted with the exploding debuff and then got paralyzed right after, so my esuna only took off the paralyze and they died from the explosion. I raise the ninja and my mp is extremely low (partially my fault for not being mindful of my mp while dpsing). I stop dpsing and eventually the ninja dies again. At this point, I have no mp to even afford a raise. The summoner dies shortly after from not dodging an aoe, and says in chat, "why didn't you raise the ninja?". I have no time to reply since I am trying to kill an add to have at least one safe spot for the tank and I. Sadly, the single tile lights up and we wipe.

I return and say, "did you see my mp?" and right after said, "you have raise too". The summoner then replies, "you should be raising before me" and I say, "again, did you see my mp? I couldn't even afford a raise". Nobody says anything and we try the last boss again. This time I only dps when the adds come out. The ninja still gets hit by stuff and gets paralyzed. Ninja dies again and I raise them. We beat the boss and the summoner says, "everyone but <ninja name> sucks ass". I cracked up so badly! X'D I got one commendation, which I assume was from the tank...