Can we get modern english translation?

[UnaverageWalrus]

Forsooth! What new mechanism of perception doth thou bringest upon these forums?

Thine inability to distinguish thy own language, doth attest to thy lack of educational endeavors.

Perhaps a tipper novel or a rousing conversation art what thou needest?

Or, you know, pay attention in any English class where they taught Shakespeare.

[Canadane]

Or, you know, pay attention in any English class where they taught Shakespeare.

I've never read Shakespeare, horrible I know, but it's certainly not needed education to understand Olde English.

[Orspeth]

Forsooth! What new mechanism of perception doth thou bringest upon these forums?

Thine inability to distinguish thy own language, doth attest to thy lack of educational endeavors.

Perhaps a tipper novel or a rousing conversation art what thou needest?

Or, you know, pay attention in any English class where they taught Shakespeare.

Methinks the OP would be best served by going to summer school for some literature classes. Mayhap some time with books rather than games would be a great boon to them.

[UnaverageWalrus]

Methinks the OP would be best served by going to summer school for some literature classes. Mayhap some time with books rather than games would be a great boon to them.

Indubitably, mine astutely gifted acquaintance. The nature of such a game of the digital variety to have a narrative and dialogue doth seemest to be escaping the grasp of the OP's rationale.


P.S.
This thread now has a fancy Lala. Deal with it.

[MeeDeggiThePunisher]

Indubitably, mine astutely gifted acquaintance. The nature of such a game of the digital variety to have a narrative and dialogue doth seemest to be escaping the grasp of the OP's rationale.

Umm, not liking the the English dialogue doesn't mean we don't understand it. Now, why does this need to be explained to you? I guess many things, like common sense, just can't be learned from books. English lit mayhaps?