Well as Midgardsormr puts it, we are little more than errand boys for everyone. They just tell us our penis is soooo big, and btw, could you be a dear and kill that big scary monster. We don't care about the whys, just that compliment that will come with it.
Minfilla/Jazalan/anyone "...sooo big!"
Us "Hurrrr, you think so! Ok! I'll go do that thing!"