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  1. 06-15-2015 04:24 PM #11
    DracotheDragon
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    what do you call a lalafell getting dressed for coreathas...

    A JACKET POTATO


    .. and what do you call 2 lalafells, getting randy

    MASHED POTATOS

    .... ok i'll leave now.

    do you wanna know why au ra have horns.

    its to steer the HYPE TRAIN


    i know that au ra joke was bad..

    i thought it was AU RIGHT!

    ... ok leaving for real now...
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  2. 06-15-2015 05:14 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by DracotheDragon View Post
    what do you call a lalafell getting dressed for coreathas...

    A JACKET POTATO


    .. and what do you call 2 lalafells, getting randy

    MASHED POTATOS

    .... ok i'll leave now.

    do you wanna know why au ra have horns.

    its to steer the HYPE TRAIN


    i know that au ra joke was bad..

    i thought it was AU RIGHT!

    ... ok leaving for real now...
    Take all my likes!!!!!!
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  3. 06-15-2015 05:35 PM #13
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    What do dinosaurs and a dragoon have in common? They're both dead.

    How many dragoons does it take to beat Vishap? None, they die before he does and the rest of the party has to make up for the dead dragoon(s).

    When you are in a dungeon with a dragoon, what are you doing with him/her? Dragon them.

    What's a dragoon's favorite food? Raisins.
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  4. 06-15-2015 05:46 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucke View Post

    What's a dragoon's favorite food? Raisins.
    What's a dragoon's favorite season? Fall.
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  5. 06-15-2015 06:07 PM #15
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    That bone dragon joke is gold
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  6. 06-15-2015 06:09 PM #16
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    A healthy breakfast consists of Shield Oats and Thanatoast.

    (Thanatos is a boss in LotA... the guy with the pots... I feel like no one remembers him. QwQ)
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  7. 06-15-2015 06:22 PM #17
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    These Dragoon jokes start to feel old...

    I'd suppose they would die faster than that...considering they're about Dragoons
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    Last edited by Reynhart; 06-15-2015 at 08:07 PM.
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  8. 06-15-2015 06:28 PM #18
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    What is the meaning of pissed off?

    A lala with a yoyo.
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  9. 06-15-2015 06:56 PM #19
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    What's a WHM favorite type of shoe?

    Heals

    Why was the PLD arrested?

    Flashing in public

    Why did the bard take his harp and bow to the bathroom?

    He was afraid of running out of TP.
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  10. 06-15-2015 06:56 PM #20
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    One i made up after 40 WoD runs of having to tank adds as BLM/WHM
    Why is the instance named world of darkness?
    Nobody uses flash
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