Heavensward Preorder on PSN (EU) - MIA!

[JayCommon]

I really feel bad for our EU playerbase for the constant lack of service they receive. From being blatantly over-charged for a product, and now this?

I hope for all of y'all being affected that information comes soon saying that the game will be available even just 1 day before stated, because releasing the game for purchase on the first day of EA, when EA is the main thing people want is just poor form...



That being said...

I Princess Queen Raina Williams Monarch of Plot 21, The Bolting Dodo, Ward 2, The Goblet, Thanalan, Adamantoise am here to express our extreme disappointment and contempt for this news! The lack thereof previously and the expected lack of news in the days to come. You have failed your Queen! Nay the entire of Eorzea! For it is lesser without it's Princess Queen, All will feel the loss on this day of sadness. Should you ever expect to regain our favour you would need a sizeable amount of Gems, The most sugary of sweets and all of the ice cream of Ishgard. We expect a prompt response and will begin preparations to receive you and your ice cream, The gems can be forwarded to Sweet Rinny and we may discuss the sweets over dinner. Send word to Ishgard that our plans have not changed and we shall be arriving on the nineteenth as was our Original Agreement.

What in the world is going on in The Bolting Dodo for you to be a princess and a queen?

A-are you your own mother?


I will whip up a batch of Maple Sugar and we can discuss this over dinner, per your Original Agreement. XD

[Raina-williams]

I will whip up a batch of Maple Sugar and we can discuss this over dinner, per your Original Agreement. XD

Dear Jaycommon We understand your curiosity on this matter but stress the importance that the Maple Sugar be of the highest quality before any dinners will be attended.

Many questions and more can be answered by making the journey to The Bolting Dodo. (with the appropriate gifts)

We shall clarify one thing for the immediately curious- The ruling title of The Bolting Dodo is "Princess Queen" not Queen nor Princess but Princess Queen. We are not our own mother and such thoughts are very dangerous regardless how sweet the sugar you carry maple or otherwise.

We always welcome visitors and their presents to our kingdom. I leave you with our royal motto passed down from Princess Queen to Princess Queen "There are only two things that matter in this world: The acquisition and consumption of ice cream!"