Your derpiest noob moments

[Adrian74]

Wait, But... Do I have to admit any derp moment too?... Ok...Okay!..

I started a t10 with my monk the other day and... And... Somehow used a wrong crossbar (Secondary one, instead of primary) and finished using.... SPRINT.... In such a battle where the TP for a monk is difficult to maintain... Starting with 0 was just... Hilarious... >_<

In t12.... It was a team derp time, but, even if we had marked the bennys, somehow, and for no reason I can explain here... We finished killing first 3rd benny, other of the party killed the 2nd... So... Messed it a little.

In my first Wod... I died with the dead glance, saw an state similar to doom, people running to illuminated zones in the floor and thought "Oh... Damn!" when I realized it and ran, it was already too late... Something similar happened when I saw some people running to purple area in the floor, but.... I forgot to become mini and got killed, I didn't even know there was a phase inside, I really thought we had to die there so whenever there was "Belly team" I thought "Puff, luckily I'm not into one, I hate lazying around".

[AkashiXI]

I went to Turn 10 as a bard for the first time last night. My highlights were:
- Repelling Shot out of Sacred Soil before raidwide damage.
- *Almost* Repelling Shot out of a tether I was supposed to soak, not quite, but a split second after I hit the button I realized what I'd done and clenched.

You can actually repelling shot out of the tether and miss the attack completely :x hard to do, but it's great if your group has 2 or more resistance down on you already.

[lvlagmarink]

Running tam tara as my 2nd dungeon, didnt know anything bout emnity at all, and i was a young lancer thinking that i should just give as many damage as possible.. I always initiate attack until tank went mad at me.. Wiped.. He told me not to pull.. K understood, not doing that anymore.. The tank and healer have "magpie" as last name. At last boss, the magpie tank kept calling "mag LB!!" Like 10 times.. My brain thinks that the magpie tank wants to call magpie healer.. Until i realized that LB stands for Limit break after couple of dungeons later.. Duh!!

Doing t9, i went blind and the One of the person from the party told me to drop comets around the wall.. So i got comet icon and run to the wall thinking that i should put comet to the wall.. Instant dead!!

[Werhusky]

Yesterday Keeper of the Lake in Dr expert half asleep on bard... I hit Invirogate just when the tank starts a big pull <_>

[Jamein]

I don't derp, I just miscalculate.....with style!

[Hala]

Like Provoking boss or hitting sprint from time to time? Or maybe eating Landslide as a healer? Automatically hitting Yes option on return to start of a dungeon prompt? Maybe doing so even then you suppose to be MT?

We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents. (c)

[Bluevann]

"Mass Derp moment! So my static and I were having a cool party, was fun, lots of food (my MNK friend enjoyed it a lot in particular), and the company was pleasant.

Shit however went down the drain FAST when a PUG (weird guy(chick? you never know these days), seemed to have some communication deficiencies, wouldn't talk at all) that had come with us decided to go ahead and attack the boss on his own. I mean, wtf? you're not a tank, don't pull by yourself, especially when you're alone in the room and the whole group is behind (though we didn't really have a tank at all that time, we had recently got a WAR for that but she was gone quickly, but that's another story). So the PUG is quickly taken to the ground, but at that point we had aggroed the entire place. As if that was not enough, our BRD had gone off on his own and returned with a train of aggros that you wouldn't even imagine.

So my MNK friend and I decide to stay behind and try keep some of the aggro busy while the others make way for the zone. I shot a fireball to shut down a gate (even though later on, I realized we were on a circular platform, so that didn't end up helping much. derp). The others sprint away while my mnk friend and I start to whack some of the aggro. It was a pain without heals really, especially when my MNK friend's gear started to break (she didn't bother repairing before the duty, but she was always kind of dumb).

At some point I run out of MP and don't really know what to do. Somehow I was so panicked I completely forgot of Transpose and so I just kinda let the mobs hit me without doing anything. LOL now that I think about it I could've casted sleep and just run away with the others.

But there's more! So we finally fill up the LB pool to lv3, and instead of using my THM LB and kill all the mobs before us, I told my friend to go ahead and use Final Heaven. A soldier died, and then the rest killed us. I felt sooooo dumb!"

- Papalymo

[Mirakumi]

I have a folder that I have hidden on my photo-bucket full of pictures of maps because I was so blind that I couldn't tell where they were so I would link them in Team speak so people could help me. LOL

I still need help occasionally.

[Kacee]

My second run through World of Darkness yesterday and I get targeted with the Lightning marker that you're suppose to divide among players to take less damage...obviously derping, I ran away from everyone to you know, save them, luckily everyone knew the mechanics and chased me down before it hit so I didn't die. Felt like quite the noob, I know what to do at that part now though!

[FrejyaAthenes]

My second run through World of Darkness yesterday and I get targeted with the Lightning marker that you're suppose to divide among players to take less damage...obviously derping, I ran away from everyone to you know, save them, luckily everyone knew the mechanics and chased me down before it hit so I didn't die. Felt like quite the noob, I know what to do at that part now though!

I was the same way when I got it. When my friend explained it to me all I could say was:
"That goes against every instinct I have."