How does a Roe breed with a Lalafell, anyone?


How does a Roe breed with a Lalafell, anyone?


Well, according to Discworld's Casanunda, all a lover of diminuitive size needs is a stepladder...
I finally remembered an Elezen/Hyur pairing - and, like the other pairings I mentioned, there is absolutely no astonishment, or rebukement, or general feelings of guilt about it (though, admittedly, the pairing is troubled for other reasons):
Detective Briardien and Reporter/Terrorist Ellie from the Hildebrand quests.
Just because you can mate with something doesn't mean you two can produce offspring.
I'd imagine all the Seekers in the cities are able to ply their trade without the worry of children...unless a lonely Tia happens to wander by...



I've seen doujin about Roe x Lala but in Boys Love version a.k.a Yaoi and this responds kinda makes me chuckle
WARNING, NSFW in spoiler.
Do you really want a serious answer? Well, even if you didn't here I go!
One obvious reason off the top of my head is Roe are generally very small in the pants (and in the case of male lalafell/fem roe then look up a picture of a tiny hotdog in an amphitheater and you have your answer) so it'd allow for non-lethal penetration of their partner. Though penetration isn't needed for successful impregnation (all you need then is a turkey baster and a dream).
As far as child birth, the child could just be large lalafellin kid or just be born normal sized for the mother. Though I am left wondering the success rate of caesarians in Eorzea.
As far as male lala/fem roe if you look up a hotdog in an amphitheater you'd have your answer.
I'm not sorry.
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