*Leaves while there's only about 8 to 9 pages in this thread after having left posts*

*Comes back to see 32 pages*

... I... what? *Sigh* So this thread really did go down the direction I feared it would. Welp, I'm left with no choice then. Like what I'm doing with the "Blame Square for why we all play as Miqo'tes!" thread, I shall do here as well now: