Instead of book whacking, they stab people with their horn via headbutting.
Instead of book whacking, they stab people with their horn via headbutting.
I agree.
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stormsmn: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
flameblm: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodsmn: A Unicorn. Well, my Lv60 AF gear is themed after one, thats for sure.
flameblm: haha, ok lets go. i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
stormsmn: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in Maelstrom territory.
flameblm: haha, ok, u know I like that. i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
stormsmn: Unicorn don't wear shirts.
flameblm: No, ur not really a Unicorn silly, it's just part of the game.
stormsmn: Unicorns don't play games. They charge your ass.
flameblm: stop, cmon be serious.
stormsmn: It doesn't get any more serious than a Unicorn about to charge your ass on the carteneau flats. I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my hooves.
flameblm: thats it.
stormsmn: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
...I think it could work!![]()
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