Favorite FFXIV Pickup lines

[CYoung187]

Baby you as hot as Ifrit, ain't nobody stunning this eruption!

[DracotheDragon]

are you a scholar, because i want you to succour.

hey i'm a ninja want me to show you my rabbit medium

worst one i could think
are you into some binding coils?

[Waffilicious]

if you want bad you can have bad

You are like a zodiac quest line, you got me grinding all day.

[tocsin]

Most players are dudes... and as much as they hide behind the notion of the "backside", it's really just RP. Careful who you hit on.. might be some old, B.O smelling, nachos breath, cat pee smelling male hick.

but those are the best to hit on... usually they have enough time and education to actually have meaningful ERP, with an above understanding of the English language and some actual creativity... adjectives are awesome, and really transform a fun diversion into an experience.

That said, "Nice skirt; What's the drop rate?"

[Garlyle]

{Heavy Thrust} {Internal Release} {Can I have it?}

[Seif]

Dude is that your tail tucked in or are you just happy to see me? It must be FATE that we meet and are destined to grind together.

[Adrian74]

By FATE we met, grinding our relics, who cares anymore about those when I have you? Let's make a new relic together!

[DracotheDragon]

hey you must be good your as rare as pre-nerf alma ;D

[Waffilicious]

melusine needs to use petrify to make me stone but when i see you i become a statue

[KaedrianLiang]

idk how i feel about men throwing pickup lines at other men. /screams