Favorite FFXIV Pickup lines

[Arkenne]

Off the top of my head ...
"Us meeting must be FATE. How about we get out of here and go grind atma place."

That scalated quickly

[TouchandFeel]

That escalated quickly

Just envision a drunken male miqo'te in a subligar saying it, it is perfectly fitting then.

[CYoung187]

I usually just dangle a ball of yarn

[BigTough]

Most players are dudes... and as much as they hide behind the notion of the "backside", it's really just RP. Careful who you hit on.. might be some old, B.O smelling, nachos breath, cat pee smelling male hick.

[tocsin]

Most players are dudes... and as much as they hide behind the notion of the "backside", it's really just RP. Careful who you hit on.. might be some old, B.O smelling, nachos breath, cat pee smelling male hick.

but those are the best to hit on... usually they have enough time and education to actually have meaningful ERP, with an above understanding of the English language and some actual creativity... adjectives are awesome, and really transform a fun diversion into an experience.

That said, "Nice skirt; What's the drop rate?"

[Waffilicious]

When i see you make me feel tight like my Starspangled Subligar

[Violyre]

Girl, you're the Garuda to my Titan, so how about we go back to my place so I can use my Mountain Buster to make you Aerial Blast.

[Waffilicious]

Yeah i know :P

[myahele]

Are you Cerberus? Because my party wanna get inside you

[Dillia]

Not specific to FF per se, but amusing to me.

Your buns are looking rock hard, can I be your Excalibur?