If you want to be a good dps, then all the things you're trying to avoid are things you're going to need. If you don't mind being one of those BRDs who goes to WoD and just autoattacks from the back the whole time, then BRD or BLM is probably your best bet. But if that's the case, you might want to rephrase your question to "How do I get away with being bad and lazy?"