If you could NERF each Job, what would they be?

[jlewiss]

BLM - firestarter and thundercloud procs frequency has been reduced by 60%
NIN - huton has been placed on a 7 minute cooldown
brd - damage reduced by 80% if attacking while moving
smn - aetherflow stacks reduced to 1
drg - reverse the buffs just given
mnk - greased lightnings buff time has been reduced by 4 seconds

[Aiurily]

jumps have a cast time of 2.5s and are on gcd

[Tex_Mex]

PLD - All skills except flash have been removed. PLD DPS TOO STRONG!!!!!!!!! lol

[Caraway]

None, because nerfs aren't fun and this is a game.

Buff everything in line instead.

[Skeith-Adeline]

BLM - firestarter and thundercloud procs frequency has been reduced by 60%

@. @''' That would be horrible XD

[ClaireAbigail]

Ninja: add another mudra plus more mudra lag
Dragoon: add falling damage to jumps
Monks: add an rng mechanic that mixes up their positionals, like bootshine will crit in flank then behind, then behind then flank. Remove dragon kick oh and rng mechanic on their damage too like a chance to inflict damage on yourself and you fractured your fist or cause internal bleeding on the enemy.
Summoner: for pets you actually have to press their auto attack skill and other skills. Take away aetherflows
Sch: make lustrate have the same animation delay as benediction. Same with pets as summoner
Whm: increase heal potency but increase cast time and have every heal like benediction where it's always a second too late and you'll end up using it on yourself
Blm: give them positionals when casting like to cast fire 1 you have to be behind fire II in flank and fire III in behind again
Warrior: when you use berserk or inner beast, there's a chance you'll go berserk and be confused, attacking your teammates instead
Paladin: there's a small chance that if you use provoke, you'll end up provoking your teammate and that member will be confused and start attackng you. Also add a cast time on hallowed ground.

Well not really needs but it's gonna make it so much more entertaining watching people do final coil and such with this

[KittytheSheGeek]

BRD will now deal 20% decreased damage every 1y from max range. Attacking target 5y less than max range will result in 0 damage.

brd - damage reduced by 80% if attacking while moving

Omg noooo. Those would both be so horrible ><

[Ricdeau]

BLM - firestarter and thundercloud procs frequency has been reduced by 60%
NIN - huton has been placed on a 7 minute cooldown
brd - damage reduced by 80% if attacking while moving
smn - aetherflow stacks reduced to 1
drg - reverse the buffs just given
mnk - greased lightnings buff time has been reduced by 4 seconds

Watch out...he's out for blood!

[Ymal]

Also from a logical standpoint there is no reason why a Monk should have higher DPS than a NIN possibly and especially DRK, a Monk uses it's fists and feet to attack compared to knives and spears which should do physically more damage than gloves or shoes.

I wanted to read this thread for some fun but you managed to oh so slightly bother me with your remarks right at the beginning of it, especially coming from a BRD with only a lvl 15PGL
I'm not going to talk about how obvious it should be that MNK gets slightly higher dps, but please how about you go at least watch the MNK Job quests because if that is indeed your way of seeing MNK you might need some good learning on the Job.

But if you are too lazy to do that I will simply copy/paste the definition of the MNK Job here.

"Though now under Garlean rule, the city-state of Ala Mhigo once boasted the greatest military might of all Eorzea. Among its standing armies were the monks—ascetic warriors as dreaded by foes on the field of battle as the city-state's great pikemen.
The monks comprised an order known as the Fist of Rhalgr, and it was to this god—the Destroyer—that they devoted their lives of worship. By mastering seats of power within the body known as chakra, they are capable of performing extraordinary physical feats."

TLDR MNKs aren't just random peeps punching stuff. Educate yourself before coming to bash something on the OF.

Please do excuse this small digression from the thread idea but i got mad ∩( ・ω・)∩ Have a good day.

[Snugglebutt]

I wanted to read this thread for some fun but you managed to oh so slightly bother me with your remarks right at the beginning of it, especially coming from a BRD with only a lvl 15PGL
I'm not going to talk about how obvious it should be that MNK gets slightly higher dps, but please how about you go at least watch the MNK Job quests because if that is indeed your way of seeing MNK you might need some good learning on the Job.

My second character is a level 50 monk, the lvl 15 pugilist is only on this character but I have two characters. I already stated this so for someone whining about how I never went back and re-read the early quests, you should go back and re-read what I said earlier.