okok this is what you tell her...

Elezen females are beautiful, graceful and elegant. They are unique and intriguing.. the diamonds of Eorzea
Miq'ote females are a dime a dozen. They are like feral cats in hoarders home; in every nook and cranny and all look alike.
Oh and tell her... when you are kind to one it's not out of envy or lust.. it's because, as an elezen you feel sorry for them and you wish they were as happy as you and your wife/gf are



*giggles at this thread*

adding a disclaimer cause .. i know you people. i like all the races just tryin to help a man out here. since his woman is a cray cray