Funniest dungeon/raid moments you've had

[Nestama]

Oh my god that blight/beam fail. I've killed people in my static with Ascent, but nothing that spectacular. When we take randoms for clears, there's almost always someone that camps right on top of me when we say "Get away from X" during the last phase. Then they get dragon sat. Amusingly, it's not always the randoms. xD

Out of the eight of us in that particular run, only I knew what to do on the first phase (that run was also a blind "for fun" run). I called out "stack in the middle", noticed the tank run into the middle as well and just before I could yell out "NO NOT YOU!" that happened. We all had a laugh. We all had a bigger laugh when our White Mage was KO'd by the Thermionic Beam, raised, Benediction'd themselves and then run directly under a falling Meteor, getting instantly KO'd. It was a fun day that day and my only regret is not being able to record voices with the PS4.

In other news, we finally beat T9 on Tuesday.

[Kuwagami]

I have a couple of them


Cutter's cry, I have solo'ed the chimera as a monk. You do not want to do that. Trust me.

Shiva Ex. I stopped counting the times when our BLM kited Shiva the time to raise, top up and protect the fallen tank. He's made a leitmotiv to tank everything there is in the game following that, and has for now succeeded in tanking Shiva Ex for a full minute, Titan Ex before a MB, Garuda Ex, Levi Ex AND T9 (P3, he got Nael and dragon on him. I got dragon, he got claw'ed :') good stuff)

[Lollie]

I'm not sure what you mean by that. There's an antibody boost?

Boost is the synonym you use when you don't feel like fighting with auto correct changing buff to buffering on the device you are using at the time. Antibody is the buff you generally don't want to see on a mob that uses aoe that can one shot you with dmg increase buffs up such as bfb, since it means no one is going to be applying virus while its up, hence no possibility of reduced dmg. Virus is the difference between taking 300000 and 320000 (rounding), at least from my experience from an obliterate from a super golem, and for whatever reason people still apply it to the super golem even though the run is essentially done at that point. Generally you are going to avoid using bfb when incoming dmg will happen prior to it falling off, especially if anti body is up.
tldr: don't over think it, its a joke thread and not all of us are good at wording them especially on a 2x3 inch screen.

[Ashkendor]

In other news, we finally beat T9 on Tuesday.

Gratz! I only recently cleared it myself, and after a few nights of practice we have it on farm. ^^

tldr: don't over think it, its a joke thread and not all of us are good at wording them especially on a 2x3 inch screen.

I was serious. I wasn't sure if there was some hidden thing on Virus/Antibody that I didn't know about. o.o

[Defteros]

this happens a lot of times....

jumping in Haukke Manor HM throug DR High, everyone is overgeared.
we burn through Halicarnassus, everyone forgets about Lady Amadine, and we wipe xD

[Leadleaf]

this happens a lot of times....

jumping in Haukke Manor HM throug DR High, everyone is overgeared.
we burn through Halicarnassus, everyone forgets about Lady Amadine, and we wipe xD

Yeah Halicarnassus also has a HP% trigger for eating adds like Ifrit's Hellfire. It's to the point I just stand in Amandine's corner and dawdle while she's busy eating the handmaidens. It's funny watching some old bosses freak out when overdps'd.. Pharos 1st and 2nd spam adds rapidly, AK 1st won't die when beaten before summoning etc.

[hours]

Cutter's cry, I have solo'ed the chimera as a monk. You do not want to do that. Trust me.

Oh god, how long did that take? I soloed chimera as a PLD taking off 1% of its health every 1-2 minutes and it was hilariously painful. Ended up just wiping it because the boss was at 70% remaining HP with 20 minutes left on the timer lol.

[Kuwagami]

Oh god, how long did that take? I soloed chimera as a PLD taking off 1% of its health every 1-2 minutes and it was hilariously painful. Ended up just wiping it because the boss was at 70% remaining HP with 20 minutes left on the timer lol.

Stun => demolish => fracture to death, from about 85% to the victory. When stun resistance was up, I would dash in to land a few hits during dragon voice but that's it. it took about 15-20ish minutes total.

Well to be fair it wasn't a pure solo, just the whole party but me dropping dead at the first ram's voice xD (at around 85%). Gotta love mistranslations of flying text in french and german

[hours]

Stun => demolish => fracture to death, from about 85% to the victory. When stun resistance was up, I would dash in to land a few hits during dragon voice but that's it. it took about 15-20ish minutes total.

Well to be fair it wasn't a pure solo, just the whole party but me dropping dead at the first ram's voice xD (at around 85%). Gotta love mistranslations of flying text in french and german

15-20 minutes is pretty good! It is certainly better than wasting 15-20 minutes on multiple attempts when everyone else in your party dies from the first voice (mine did)! You definitely deserve all of the credit.

[Kiara1]

I did Thornmarch ex on my tank. I was in a kill group in pf and we had wiped a couple of times. This time was great though 2nd phase and only one more mog down below 10% and we could kill one.
My add casts that mog charming attack and my healers never used esuna/leeches even though I kept asking them to use it. So this time I was gonna use hallowed ground to stay alive. So I click hallowed ground...I thought...I used tank lb 3 instead and made us wipe cause damage wasnt enough in last phase... I was laughing like crazy though and wr killed it next try. But the reactions when I used it "WTF!""!!"